Hey, what's up? It's the Real Astute Puerto Rican Rattlesnake, Louis J. Gomez. You're listening to the Mad Scientist Party Hour.

Oh, hello there friends! Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft, joined once again by a man who just farted so powerfully that his pants and underwear flew out the window.

And now he's jacking his boner off to the scent. That's Jeff Clark.

What's up? Thanks for having me. Can't wait to shoot the acid.

And transmitting to us from the bow of the Titanic, the bearded booger-eating king of the underworld known as...

Shuddy boy!

Yo!

I will have to say, um, right out of the gate I'm gonna start bitching.

When you were using the MacBook, the theme song didn't cut in and out for me like it does on the regular laptop.

Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? It's all about the Puminati and the way they hear it is crystal clear from the iPad.

So, people don't even know what you're talking about, Shuddy.

Well, I'm just saying it's gonna be difficult again to hear voicemails and stuff like that.

No, I think it just needs time to warm up. Like, I don't know, can you, does this cut in and out?

I'm very nervous that I have a micro grunt and grunt all.

Nope, I heard that loud and clear.

Alright.

But if you hit the theme song again, maybe it's just the theme song.

It might just need to warm up sometimes.

What about that?

Nope. Can you hear it?

Cutting, it cuts, it cuts in and out on my end.

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