Yo, hey man, what's up man? How you doing, how you doing man? Welcome to the Holland Highway man.

I guarantee we gonna have a good time today. Oh, that's right. I guarantee that man

Hey, it's Harlan Williams trying to pretend I'm someone I'm not,

which is weird for this podcast.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. I will be your host as always.

Yay, he's good. I really like him. Yeah, he sucks.

What?

Today we're going to be talking about some interesting stuff.

We're going to be talking about a very interesting spam email that I got

where someone really wanted to help me, some stranger just really wanted to help me for a hidden fee.

Hello?

And then this is interesting.

Apparently there was a Harlan Highway Convention somewhere and I missed it.

Of all the people that should be at a Harlan Highway Convention, I should have been there as the

Grand Master of the whole ceremony. So wait a year this, I feel horrible, God.

And then if you've been to the zoo lately oh God I I am just so over the zoo

thing man the zoo the zoo the poo the poo the poo, the poo, the poo.

They need to do something about the zoos.

I think I have the answer, but I always do on the Harlan Highway.

You're listening to Harlan Williams.

Harlan, funny stuff,

funny stuff.

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