614 - George Perez - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2021

⏱️ 117 minutes

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0:00.0	How can they do like high like proficiency tattooing inside usually you don't ask your
0:05.5	cell you're selling is going to be like a I'd be like you know what Tom you're fucking
0:09.4	down homie yeah we love how you broke your wife's leg.
0:12.4	Oh,
0:17.0	good morning good evening whatever time you're watching welcome to your mom's house
0:29.8	you Chomo I'm here of course with my beautiful co-host and zooming in from Austin Tejas is
0:42.6	her fill in Christina P.
0:46.1	Hi Christina.
0:47.1	Hi Christina.
0:48.1	Oh, root am I on now?
0:49.5	You are on yep.
0:50.5	So it's so disrespectful how you've been referring to my my blow up doll there.
0:56.7	I don't think I haven't been watching the episodes and you guys are like this is how
1:00.6	that bitch should be blah blah blah.
1:04.2	Hey Christina.
1:05.2	It's good to see you.
1:09.0	You got some neck.
1:10.2	Yeah, you do miss you guys.
1:12.2	It's so nice.
1:13.2	Thank you.
1:14.2	Oh, you changed my shirt.
1:15.7	Yeah, we changed your shirt to the breakable shirt.
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