On the pilot TV podcast this week we are at war with aliens and Edwardian family values in the Beves period adaptation of

H.G. Wells, The War of the Worlds. Plus we see how well Olivia Coleman sits the

iron throne or the velvet one at any case as she takes over as Her Madge in the Crown.

And we head back to Nazi-occupied America for the final season of the man in the High Castle.

Finally, we ain't saying he's a gold digger, except, well, we really are, because Ben Barnes plays precisely that, opposite Julia Ormond in the BBC One series of the same name.

I'm James Dyer and welcome to the show that like the Great British Bakeoff takes a small group of enthusiastic but slightly inept pastry enthusiasts, gives them more things

to do than they can possibly fit into the allocated

time frame and sits back while they set everything on fire. Joining me in the

great pilot Watoff tent this week are my two cohorts. First up, the Mary Berry of this particular group, she's harsh,

she pulls no punches and if you ever think of selling the show to channel for, she'll tell you

to go and fuck yourself. It's Terry White's eating what can only be described as the world's biggest

prorn bap. Cub. I'm sorry. Proon cub.

What? It's a northern word cob for a bap. It's a bap. It's a rowhal.

A bap. It's a brawn rowal. No. A rowhal is an oblong piece of bread that you put a hot dog in.

No it isn't.

That's a hot dog bun.

And a cup, a hot dog dog.

A hot dog bun.

It's a hot dog bun.

A cup is what I'm holding in my hand, which is a circular piece of bread which you put sandwich

billings in.

You want to know Mary Berry.

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