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Hey there, my fellow C-Hags. Welcome to Spooky Gay Bullshit. I'm Johnny.

And I'm Tyler. This is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

Yeah, that's right. It's Friday night. We all survived Krampus knot. That's Rojolian Ted.

Oh, yeah, just by the skin of my teeth though. Uh-huh. You would not, T-boy.

Oh, I always am a naughty boy. And I think I'm on the bad side of Todd, who I think is in a Coohoots with Krampus.

Oh, like a campus advisor. I was gonna say in bed with Krampus, but I don't really like the image of the Thattabooks because it's my son.

Yes. My head chog sign. Yes. Let's not talk about the head chog. Um, but yeah, no, we're here. All of the pets are here.

As we're dropping this right now, it's just post Krampus knot. Yes. Happy to report that roll call is still at a full capacity.

That's right. And if you're listening, that means you survived too.

Yeah, so congratulations. Yeah, welcome to the other side, Aula, that doors song.

Break on through to the other side. You've officially broken on through your like a centabyte now.

You are. Yeah, you are beyond pain and ready for Christmas. Yeah.

Or whatever you are celebrating. Cause I mean, Christmas ain't for everyone. Uh-uh, there are a lot of holidays happening.

Yeah, and we love them all. Anyway, uh, we're here. We're, we're queer. I turn 34 next week.

You do. It's almost your birthday. I know. I totally did this thing at the dermatologist today where they were like, how old are you?

I was like 34, um, 33 turning 34 next week, sir. Yeah, exactly. I am a 33 and 15 eighths. Yeah, exactly.

Wait, that makes sense. 15 eighths. Yeah. That means you're like 34 and older. Wait. Yes.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm a fraction. Yeah, exactly. I'm just doing the greens with you. I just know the V basically wrote down.

He's like, okay, you're like a third weight cooked. Like we're good. Right. Yeah. Exactly. If you say that, you're a third way cook. No, that's my own little. Okay. He doesn't have that level of.

I was like, oh, wow. The, the, the, the bedside manners. Yeah. Whatever. Oh, you have weight cooked. I would appreciate it. Whatever. Hey. Yeah. A lot of sim love it. Anyway. Uh, yeah. We're here. Um, we're feeling good.

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