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Smosh Mouth

#61 - Ian’s Quarantine Date with Courtney’s Sister

Smosh Mouth

Smosh

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

54.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, Courtney third wheels an awkward first date with Ian and her sister, Kari Miller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Rambles.

0:01.0

I was, um, swiping on the bumbles.

0:08.5

I came across, uh, Carrie on, on Bumble.

0:11.9

And I was like, that'd be kind of funny if I swiped right.

0:14.8

You have to have thick skin if you're doing stand up.

0:17.2

And they're showing you what's laughable about you that you can just take ownership of

0:21.1

and like, use yourself.

0:23.3

I can't go on Bumble.

0:24.3

I can't put myself out there first and then some guy being like, uh, the girl from

0:28.0

Smush hit on me.

0:29.0

What a dummy.

0:30.0

Yeah, I try to be as unserial killer as possible on, on dating apps.

0:34.9

For me, I go, hey, it's so easy to kill you, but I won't.

0:37.9

Could kill you.

0:38.9

Let's just get that out of the way.

0:39.9

I don't want to.

0:40.9

I want to date you.

0:41.9

A couple weeks ago, I forgot to press start recording until about like maybe almost halfway

0:49.9

through.

0:50.9

Oh, yeah.

0:51.9

What happened?

0:53.9

I, I was having a really rough week that.

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