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61: Dumb Blonde: Squirting in Charlie Classic's Eye

Dumb Blonde

Dumb Blonde Productions

Society & Culture, Laugh, Comedian, Bunniexo, Dumbblondepodcast, Jellyroll, Funny, Tv & Film, Comedy, Bunnyxo

4.88.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Bunnie and Charlie Classic talk about everything from relationships to conspiracy theories.

Takeaways:

  • Charlie has been living the quarantine dream and stays busy making content for his fans
  • His podcast, Total Shat Show, is available on OnlyFans.
    • He prefers OnlyFans so that he can have more freedom with what content and subject matter he can post.
  • Charlie says his job ruins a lot of his relationships.
    • He works with a lot of beautiful women, and that can be mentally draining on his partner.
      • Charlie cares more about personality than he does looks, but sometimes it can be intimidating for the “girl next door” to be in a relationship with him since he works with so many beautiful women.
      • Charlie’s theory as to why guys prefer the “girl next door” is that they want what they can’t have, so for most guys the more innocent girl is more of a chase and keeps their interest longer because they want to prove themselves.
    • Charlie was a DJ for 9 and a half years working in different clubs.
    • Charlie lived in Nashville for 14 years. He misses two things about Nashville:
      • The breakfast from Quickstop in Fairview, TN and
      • Prince’s Chicken
        • Prince’s chicken is so hot that with every chicken breast they give you, they also give you a loaf of bread
    • One time a girl called Charlie “father” during sex. That’s the only time he’s ever been thrown off by someone like that.
    • A huge party in Nashville at a house called The Fashion House held 2,000+ people, causing Nashville to go back to Phase 1 and the owner’s business license was revoked.
    • Peeing wherever when you’re drunk is a guy thing, but Charlie has seen some girls who can just go anywhere!
    • Bunnie tells Charlie about how she isn’t much of a tv person, she’s usually just always on her phone working or doing something. Sitting back and relaxing is very rare.
    • Bunnie asks Charlie about the dark web and what’s on there and they talk about the recent Wayfair trafficking conspiracy theory.
    • Aliens definitely exist, and Charlie and Bunnie talk about how the government uses things like aliens to distract people from what is going on.

Quotes:

“I’m probably the dumbest blonde you know” – Charlie Classic

“I can’t be politically correct” – Charlie Classic

“I shit in the lazy river” – Bunnie

“I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence, and I’m going to give it to Nicholas Cage.” – Charlie Classic

Mentioned:

Charlie Classic

Instagram | Facebook | Twitter | YouTube

Bunnie Xo

Instagram | Facebook | Twitter | Youtube

Transcript

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0:00.0

Is this thing on?

0:02.0

Let's happy sexy motherfuckers. Welcome to another episode of Dunblond. I'm Stellan Vegas

0:16.0

and I have one of my favorite and I think one of you guys's favorite guests on the podcast again.

0:22.0

Mr. Charlie Classic.

0:24.0

Yep. The official Dunblond.

0:26.0

I'm going to Dunblond.

0:28.0

You're like a real blonde.

0:30.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah. New eyebrows. Look at that.

0:32.0

But what is crazy is most people wouldn't know this about you but what are you Hispanic?

0:36.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:38.0

Do tell.

0:40.0

Yeah, I'm a Hispanic my father and family are from Peru.

0:42.0

It's crazy. So when you told me that last time I was here I was like get the fuck out of here

0:46.0

because I didn't know because you're you know blonde here but I so it's totally...

0:48.0

Yeah.

0:50.0

So what the fuck is up? What's going on with you?

0:52.0

I missed you. I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.

0:54.0

I know. I feel like it's been like a month now.

0:56.0

I've just been living the quarantine life.

1:00.0

The quarantine period.

1:02.0

Absolutely insane making videos of me talking to myself.

1:04.0

Listen, you are a fucking genius.

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