#61* Babies Having Babies (Patrick Coppolino)

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🗓️ 28 May 2012

⏱️ 188 minutes

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Summary

Patrick Coppolino came to my hotel room in Toronto to talk about being a 21 year old out of work father. I tried my best to make him and that girl get an abortion but nothing worked. Let this be an inspiration or a clear warning to everyone who wants a baby. This is all in the realm of possibility.

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0:00.0	All he could think about was I'm too young for this
0:08.0	Got in my whole life ahead
0:12.0	Hell, I'm just a kid myself
0:17.0	I have my goal to raise one
0:22.0	All he could see was dreams
0:30.0	Going up and smoke
0:34.0	Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to R.E. Shapirs, Skeptic Tank
0:38.0	Episode 61, the Roger Maris episode
0:42.0	Do you guys know who Roger Maris is?
0:46.0	He's a baseball player that broke Babe Ruth's single season all time
0:50.0	Home Runs record Babe Ruth hit 60 Home Runs in a season
0:53.0	Which was at the time so far past what anybody else had done
0:56.0	And Roger Maris broke it by one with more games played
1:00.0	And so they put an asterisk by his name
1:02.0	But a long time it was like everybody thought Babe Ruth was the Home Runkin
1:06.0	But really it was Roger Maris
1:08.0	And when I grew up no one was like barely anyone knew that only the kids
1:11.0	But now they're both like in fifth and sixth
1:13.0	Nobody cares at all
1:15.0	Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Skeptic Tank
1:18.0	On this episode I talked to my friend Patrick Cabalino
1:22.0	Patrick opened for me in Toronto when I did that show
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