Hey, thanks for checking out a compilation, and today's is going to be a doozy.

I think it's going to run over five hours.

So either you're welcome or I'm sorry.

First, human, thank Neptune you answered.

The lobster flies at midnight.

What lobster?

And it's three in the afternoon.

And you're late. Again.

That's code, you amateur. It means I need help. My safe house has been compromised by enemy agents.

What agents? The mailman. He's been casing my joint for weeks. No one needs that many packages delivered.

I think he's building a profile.

You know I'm recording this, right?

Yeah.

And I can literally see your address on a box behind you, which is a problem because it's my address too.

Wait, what?

Oh, oh, that's a, that's a decoy address.

Ah, you hear that?

They're coming.

The jig is up. The goose is cooked. The fish is fried. That's, that's just an ambulance. That's what they want you to think. Initiating protocol, moist beaver. I don't know what that means, but please don't ever say that again. No time for chit-chat. I gotta go.

All right, first episode is, was that bit too long?

It felt like it ran kind of long.

First episode is Charles Hall and the tall white aliens.

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