#605 - Memphis Crisp

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 August 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Theo returns with a solo episode to talk about going to Hulk Hogan’s funeral, a new vision for the Grammy’s, and what some girls in Philly are like. He also responds to some of your voicemails and shares some thoughts about the power of brotherhood. ------------------------------------------------ Tour Dates! https://theovon.com/tour New Merch: https://www.theovonstore.com ------------------------------------------------- Sponsored By: Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ Morgan & Morgan: Visit https://forthepeople.com/THEO to see if you might have a case. Morgan and Morgan. America's Largest Injury Law Firm. Valor Recovery: To learn more about Valor Recovery please visit them at https://valorrecoverycoaching.com/ or email them at [email protected] Perplexity AI: Ask anything at https://pplx.ai/theo and download their new web browser Comet at https://comet.perplexity.ai/ ------------------------------------------------- Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn Bishop Gunn - Shine ------------------------------------------------ Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: [email protected] Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503 Video Hotline for Theo Upload here: https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload Send mail to: This Past Weekend 1906 Glen Echo Rd PO Box #159359 Nashville, TN 37215 ------------------------------------------------ Find Theo: Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips Shorts Channel: https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z ------------------------------------------------ Producer: Zach https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers Producer: Trevyn https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/ Producer: Nick https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/ Producer: Andrew https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	that's it that's it that's it don't you even you chill out
0:09.0	dude if I had a husband I would oh I'm a dude I would not even come home to him
0:19.5	I'll say that straight up bro if I had a dude, I would not even come home to him. I'll say that straight up, bro.
0:23.9	If I had a freaking husband, dude, I would not even come home to his freaking white ass.
0:30.9	No, sir.
0:33.0	No sir, but I'm getting a wife.
0:36.4	That's what I'm getting one of these days. Not now. Soon, I know I've said it before, but I'm just a wife. That's what I'm getting one of these days. Not now soon. I know I've
0:39.6	said it before, but I'm just, that is what I'm doing. And so if my wife is a man, dude, I will be,
0:49.1	I will be upset. I'll be upset. I'm just going to say it straight up. So,
1:06.0	anyway, good to see you today. Good to be here with you. It is August in the year 2025. And these anios, which are Mexican years, are rattling on.
1:14.2	These bitches, they, they, they, they, they're, they go, everything's heading down here.
1:19.1	Maybe it's just, things just speed up.
1:23.2	And I get burnt out.
1:24.6	I'll tell you, I get dang burnt out.
1:27.1	I feel like I just, just an empty eight ball bag.
1:30.1	You know, I just, you know, I get burnt out.
1:34.2	I mean, I just, but I show up.
1:38.2	But I show up.
1:39.2	That's the thing.
1:39.8	I get burnt out, but I show up, you know.
1:42.5	I'm that fucking lava lamp homie I'm the Lord's
1:46.4	lava lamp dog and I'll I bust on y'all you know what I'm saying type shit boy
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