60. They Made A Strange Love - Guest Preacher Joe Pera

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2019

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Love is like the faint reek of urine: it’s in the air. Breathe deep, brothers and sisters, and welcome the Story’s acid love into your mush of bronchial tubes. Become hamburger for your partner, mush between their fingers, and gel between their toes. Love can mean a lot, but to the Story, it means becoming a fine human paste. Guest Preacher: Joe Pera (Joe Pera Talks with You, Dan Joe DVD Show) Invocation Psalm: “Rude Tattoos” Liturgical Reading: “They Made a Strange Love” Concluding Prayer Join us next week, or we’ll find you.

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0:00.0	Love, love, oh the story love, oh the story love Love. Love!
0:22.6	Oh, the story loves love!
0:25.6	The same way it loves to torment old stupid idiots,
0:29.6	trip them downstairs, and they laugh at their broken hips and displaced vertebrae.
0:35.6	This is why today we celebrate the couples in the church of the story.
0:41.7	For love is the story, and the story must be told.
0:48.5	All right, who here has been with their partner for 10 years?
0:54.3	Raise your hands.
0:56.5	Oh, wow.
0:57.8	Okay.
0:59.0	All right.
0:59.4	How about 15 years?
1:01.7	20 years.
1:03.2	All right.
1:04.3	Seeing some hands going down.
1:06.4	30 years.
1:08.0	40 years.
1:09.7	Oh, wow.
1:10.3	Just a few left now. 50 years. 40 years. Oh wow, just a few left now. 50 years. 60 years. Wow, that couple's hands are still
1:18.9	up. 70 years? Wow, 80 years. 100. 120 years. I... Okay, hold on a minute.
1:29.3	Pastor Andrew, could you... could you go on check on them, please? Would you mind?
1:37.3	They're dead.
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