60: The Daily Show with Brooke and Connor
Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast
TMG Studios
4.9 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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A BNCMAP episode is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you’re going to get. This week, Connor takes some time to help Brooke, and us, understand the SVB failure using word problems we can all understand. Plus, Brooke breaks down her newest crush tier addition, and defends a standing member. Also, you’ve been ratioed.
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0:00 Is Strawberry A Smell?
1:02 Intro
1:33 Chat GPT Intro
3:52 SVB Failure Explained
5:25 Relatable Word Problems
6:33 Understanding Govt Bonds
7:30 The SVB Domino Effect
9:26 If Cacausian James Got Canceled
10:33 No Further Questions
11:35 Prose
14:12 You Never Know What You’re Gonna Get
15:00 Adult Responsibilities
16:18 Cheating The Insurance System
17: 21 Deadly Cow Farts
18:54 Close Friends CTA
19:49 Crushing On Paul Mescal
21:56 Revisiting Cole Sprouse
22:54 Paul Mescal Is A Chameleon
24:59 Care/Of
26:58 Gelson’s Is Home
27:38 Silent Like Lasagna
28:38 Refreshing Oscar’s Show
30:09 Ke Quay Han Is America’s Sweetheart
31:37 Less Is More
32:29 Tough Red Carpet Interviews
33:35 Long Live Joan Rivers
33:57 Hugh Grant’s Interview
34:48 In Defense of Hugh
37:34 New Brooke Fact Unlocked
37:48 Back To The Hugh Interview
40:52 Squarespace
42:38 Brooke’s Jamie Lee Curtis 180
45:14 Connor’s Take on Jamie Lee Curtis
45:48 Jimmy Kimmel’s Cringey Jokes
47:00 Ranking The Jimmy’s
48:18 Jimmy Kimmel’s Malala Joke
50:48 The Glambot Needs To GO
51:55 Bring Back The RED Carpet
52:54 A Late Weekend Update
54:33 California Rain Sucks (Kinda)
56:03 Man, I Love Frankie
56:36 Guinea Pigs Are High Maintenance
58:05 Brooke’s Housing Offer For Connor
59:19 Brooke Is On The No Fly List
1:00:12 Waiting For Andrew Garfield
1:00:58 The Polo Lounge Lore
1:02:04 Mindful Apps
1:03:24 Working On Mindfulness
1:04:27 Science Corner
1:04:58 Hank Green Solves The Mystery
1:05:36 You’ve Been Ratioed
1:06:24 Smell The Roses
1:07:30 Wooly Mammoths Are Back Baby!
1:09:24 Connor’s Conspiracy Theories
1:10:23 Sus Twitter Feeds
1:11:45 Tip Your Baristas
1:12:00 Chat GPT Outro
1:13:29 SMOOCHES
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my god Frankie did the cute did I tell you that one Frankie fell asleep on his strawberry? |
| 0:05.1 | No, it was so cute take a picture. No, I didn't because I couldn't like it was on like her underside her belly |
| 0:11.6 | And I couldn't like access that point, but she smelled so good like a strawberry and you're all red |
| 0:16.0 | It was a piece of cake. I didn't even know strawberries have sent |
| 0:18.9 | What? |
| 0:20.1 | I would never know. Strawberry-cented things. Yeah, that's an artificial added scent |
| 0:24.0 | No, if you smell it, are you kidding? You smell a strawberry, nothing happens. That is not like a rose |
| 0:30.0 | That's not true. Oh, so it smells hotter the whole point of roses isn't they smell? Can you guys all smell roses? Yeah |
| 0:36.1 | Wake up and smell the roses. I have COVID. Well, have you never been able to smell that? I was born with COVID |
| 0:41.3 | That's weird. No wonder you think smells the least important sense |
| 0:45.9 | That is so strange because you actually like |
| 0:48.4 | Bad smells perturb you so much, but you can't smell strawberry or rose |
| 0:53.8 | Maybe you can't smell the good smells |
| 1:00.4 | Weird |
| 1:08.1 | Hey, brok hi Connor. Are you ready to MAP? I'm ready to pee |
| 1:14.0 | Ignorance is bliss. I'm living in a world of my own and it's awesome |
| 1:19.1 | Oh, I thought I was responsible for 9-11 when I was five where were you in Pennsylvania |
| 1:27.3 | Touchgrass might I suggest |
| 1:30.0 | We're just gonna dive right in today |
| 1:32.9 | So are we starting? |
| 1:35.7 | Well, why is this so hard today |
| 1:40.0 | The pine change okay, yeah, I'm very jet lagged |
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