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Hello my fellow daughters of campus. Welcome to Spooky Gate Bullshit. I'm Johnny and I'm Tyler and this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the Spooky Gate Bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

That's right because it's Friday night. My things sound effects. This is the dinosaur.

And that's Rohokaliante.

Thanks. Oh my god. I needed that reminder of that PSA right now. Yeah. A Canadian classic. Sometimes the message that everyone is not good at everything but everyone's good at something gets lost on me and I just need that little shot in the arm. Yeah, exactly.

What was it? Mom, Milo is practicing his magic act again or he cut me in half again. Oh my god. Don't let me rest me right now. Stop her. Stop her. I ruined it. Go watch the original. Don't rely on me. I'm an unreliable narrator.

For anybody who wants to look it up, the PSA, the gist of the PSA was not everybody is good at everything but everybody is good at something.

Yeah, and it was a whole bunch of kids being like, I'm good at sports. I'm good at baseball. And then this one kids like, I'm good at sound effects. Here's a dinosaur. And then he just goes full fucking T-Rex on us. Full ham. Yeah.

Steven Spielberg was like, whoa. Totally. People were like, please academy who this is the sound effect or for the new generation. That's right. Yeah. We were sound affected.

True. Yeah. Taking you back to English class. All right. How are we doing today? I'm doing good. Yeah. I'm doing good as well. I feel like we're kind of like in this lovely little pocket of nostalgia. You know, it's the holiday season as we're recording this right now. It's December 1st, in fact.

Yeah. And we just got a whole host of decorations for our trees. So did we are really ready to kind of get this spear going over here. We are going to deck the halls and we will share a photo of our tree on social media.

Yeah. Shout out to Toronto creators cursed by design. They have some really great stuff available through the Ratsy shop along the lines of like custom 3D printed grave like headstone ornaments that you can get names.

Put on. Yes. For you and your loved ones. They also do like coffins and different colors. Oh, yeah. There's a pentagram tree topper and we got our order today. We're going to be putting together our tree. It's going to be so much fun. We'll tag them on social media. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was very able to follow them. Yeah. Not sponsored or anything like. No. We found them and like paid for all of this on our own. Exactly. But it's just so exciting to know that there are other people with such spooky perclivities. It's true. So it's very exciting. But yeah, we'll share a tree when it's done. Oh, yeah. When it's done. When it's ready. You know, it's like the swan. Yeah. When she's ready. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. This is my new whip. And I don't mean whip in the traditional clothes.

The traditional colloquial sense. I mean work in progress. Honey. Yeah.

I P getting to let that one smack you in the face. All right. Well, I would you guys want to talk about before we get into it today. I think I'm just ready to get it into it. It's Friday. It's time for spooky gay bullshit. I know I've got some some good stories. Some good things to share. Yeah.

And I'm doing one three five today. Like not to get to meta, but I'm kicking us off today. And I know that I'm going to be starting and ending us with some bangers. Okay.

So yeah, I'm excited to get into it. Yeah, let's get into it. And by the way, thinking everybody who reached out if you are listening to this chronologically on the most recent episode of the main show, I had to defer to Tyler for the episode because of my infected tattoo.

And I'm happy to report that it is on the upswing. Yeah. Yeah. We will be back in working order next week. But yeah, thank you to everybody who sent warm wishes and cures and stuff like that. You are so cool.

That's it. I'm sure somebody casted a spell out there. And that's probably why you've recovered so quickly. I would like to thank you. Yeah. I would like to think that our collective witchcraft does good like that. Yeah.

So again, thank you to everybody. And with that further ado, let's do this thing. So I'm starting us off. And I actually have a story from Alachem in Turkey. Have you ever heard of Alachem in Turkey? I don't even know if we've covered any Turkish stories on here.

I don't know if we have. Turkey has some real cool shit that goes on in it. Like I won't lie when I was like knee deep in the theater studies of it all during school.

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