Remember that one time you got so mad that you asked your dad to murder every man, woman,

and child of an entire city, then behead all of them, then pile all of those decapitated

noggins into giant skull pyramids around the outside of the city.

Your dad's army just burned to the ground.

And then remember when your dad did that?

I can't possibly know all the details of your life, but I do know that you haven't had

that life experience because it's only happened once in recorded history, April 1221 in the

ancient Persian city of Nisha Puer.

Being the daughter of Genghis Khan had tremendous benefits if you were a vengeful, bloodthirsty

sadist like Togachar apparently was, work can wait.

It's time for a very bloody, Mongol horde at their most destructive edition of Time-Sat.

Alright, first I want to take a second and just to talk about why we're talking about

this just horribly bloody, just gory topic.

And it's because I was trying to do a bit, not trying to do, actually ended up doing a

bit on my new album Don't Wake the Bear, go get it if you haven't got it.

It seems like it, but there's this bit on there.

It's track number five.

It's called Whiskey Lodnam saw.

And the premise is I get irritated when people complain about the supposed good old days

being better than today because that's just almost universally false.

It's like certain things may have been better at certain times in history, but overall,

like the farther you go back, just the worse it was to be a human.

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