We're recording. Here we go. My producer's cold and I don't give a fuck. I told him to go upstairs to get a sweater. He can have one, but he didn't. He said never mind.

Welcome to Congratulations. We're here. This is the sixth episode I believe. And thanks for everyone for listening. I got in a right, I'm getting right to it dude. I'm just getting right to it.

You know what I mean? How are my fucking Jamaican things? Good? Dude, I honestly think that it's fucking hilarious that Drake sometimes talks like with a Jamaican accent. He is he Jamaican? He's just from Toronto, right? He's not a root boy. Is he is he a Jamaican thing? I don't think so, dude. But it's hilarious. And he just gets away with it. He's like, yeah, she's my side team.

But he's not Jamaican. That would be a lot of thought. Just all of a sudden starting talking like this. For now reason. People will be like, I'm at Christian from New Jersey. I know. But you know what? I'm at the party of her day.

She's she mashed on me knobs too. I'm at bad. You're fucking you're not you're not Jamaican. Why would if I all of a sudden was sort of walking around and being like, yeah, if I was at a coffee shop and I was like, yeah, I want to get a nice Americano. And then what do you want?

My my root boy wants to get actually an iced vanilla latte. If you could hook that up for that for his for him and then his and then his team his side team wants just a hot coffee. Thanks. So let's see. Let's recap this. I want to my Ice Americano for the root boy he wants.

And Ice Americana or an iced coffee or whatever it is and then his side team just wants a hot coffee. That's fucking ridiculous. They'd look at me like I'm an asshole. Anyway, what's up, rude Bois?

I'm here. I didn't I didn't again once again. I didn't really write anything down. It's very stupid of me. But this is the sixth episode. Dude, and we're doing it babies. How are my babies?

Dude, I'm being I'd be so annoying actually. All right, dude. Let's talk about some some good shit. I was in where was I Madison and Milwaukee. I did two shows. I did one in Madison, which was packed great theater. And then I did a Milwaukee show. And it was okay.

Milwaukee one was great. Madison was a little bit amateur night. I don't like when people come out and call out shit like I'm a jukebox and do like do the bit. Do the one.

Or they try to impress you with their knowledge. Shut up. Laugh and be quiet. Laugh and don't laugh.

Those are the two options when you go to comedy show. Laugh and don't laugh. Don't scream out things. You got threats and drum. You don't have to rent a drum. We got threats and drum. I guess sorry.

But so they did that that was a little bit amateur night and they did that. And it makes me mad deep inside when that happens because it's a disrespectful. It's a disrespectful for to me. But more importantly, it's a disrespectful for the people who paid.

Money's to go enjoy a show. They don't like that. So the Milwaukee show was fucking really fun though, man. I was Lucy Goosey. I have an a silly goose time and it was good. And then one guy got mad. He was like, dude, you have the same he tweeted afterwards. He was like, you're the same closer.

Last time I saw you for three years, which first of all is not true. I have not had the joke for three years. Second of all, that's how comedy works.

One time I was watching Jerry Lewis talk about doing an interview about comedy said, hey, that's comedy babe. It was a cock. But also that is comedy babe. Hey, that's comedy babe.

My brother and I still say to each other that's comedy babe and we laugh so hard. But yeah, dude, that's how it works. Plus he was like gripping on the internet that I did a fucking four minute bit.

Everything else he hadn't seen, but yo bro, not cool. Same joke three years in a row. Not true. First of all, maybe at most two years. But also I only hit markets like once every two years. So this motherfucker's traveling to see me. What a weirdo.

Anyway, so it was good man. I had a good time in Milwaukee. Madison was okay, but.

Madison's really a nice place, though, man. It's like a cute fucking town or a city, I guess. And it's got the capital building.

I don't know by the way what the capital building. I guess capital buildings all kind of look the same. I guess I just realized that even though I'm 36.

And we were driving the driver that I had was driving me around and I literally this shit made me fiery red mad. I got to work on my anger a little bit because we're driving and in the distance we see the capital building.

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