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Some more political news, former Trump National Security Advisor John Bolton is pleading guilty to retaining national security information.

Bolton is also pleading guilty to looking like an elderly law.

See, I thought I was the only one who saw that Bolton's mustache

looked like the great-grandfather of the Lorax.

I actually asked him if anyone said that to him.

He said no.

He wanted to know what a Lorax was.

So I guess he's not a reader.

It's Michael Pelka in for Chris Plant.

At the Chris Plant Show, third hour of the show.

Thank you for being here.

We have a lot to get to.

So many stories that are bubbling up today.

And yesterday, more hearings in the House, more silliness, more stupidity, more questionable statements from many members of the Democrat Party who are obviously looking for videos for campaign purposes. They're obviously looking to

try and get a gotcha moment with Marco Rubio or Scott Besant. And somebody needs to send out a little

memo. Hakeem Jeffries needs to send out a memo. Don't try and challenge Scott Besessent or Marco Rubio.

You are not up to the task.

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