6/23/22: Mite Orgies On Your Face, Super Gonorrhea & More Tobacco Bans

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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On today’s Hard Factor……Bad day for the Baltimore Ravens as they lost some good men unexpectedly and far too early (00:10:25), more tobacco bans coming from teh government, Dan Snyder of the Washington Commanders is a Dirty Dog, Jason Ravensborg finally ousted, Austrian man gets super gonorrhea from a Cambodian whore (00:31:00), breathing from your ass is possible and mites are having orgies on our faces while we sleep (00:46:40) (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:05:30) - Fun Fact: Terrifying space photo (00:06:15) - Lil TJay out of surgery after being shot (00:09:35) - Afghanistan earthquake kills 1000 people (00:10:25) - Baltimore Ravens bad news: Pass rusher Jaylon Ferguson dead at 26 & Tony Saragusa is dead at 55 (00:14:30) - NFL: Roger Goodell dodged questions about banning Dave Portnoy from Super Bowl & Dan Snyder is a DIRTY DOG!! (00:19:05) - More tobacco bans, this time they are coming for Juul (00:25:10) - Dirty AG Jason Ravensborg is finally impeached and removed from office TikTok International Moment (00:31:00) - Austrian man gets Super Gonorrhea from Cambodian whore (00:35:55) - Japanese scientists tested that you can in fact breath through your ass (00:40:35) - UK Man pulled over and was so drunk he couldn't do the DUI test and had a beer on his dash Face Fucking (00:46:40) - There are tiny mites fucking on your face at night and you didnt even know it These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Next Evo Natural - Get this high grade CBD that hits you in 10 minutes and get 25% of orders of $40 or more at http://nextevo.com with promo code HardFactor Sunday - If you want the best lawn in your neighborhood and want it pesticide free and done in 15 minutes get Sunday and get 20% off your kit at http://getsunday.com/factor Feals - Become a member today and get 50% off your first order of this amazing premium brand cbd and free shipping at http://feals.com/factor PredictIt - go to http://PredictIt.org/promo/HardFactor40 to get your first $40 matched on us in the stock market of politics and bet on this year’s Midterm Elections Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.8	Good morning and welcome to episode 971 of Hard Factor.
1:30.2	It is Thursday, June 23rd, 2022.
1:34.8	Thank you for cheating on the news with us today.
1:37.4	I've got three bad ones, maybe some more tobacco bands.
1:41.2	Uh oh, and one good one in the cup of coffee in the big time.
1:45.2	So we're going to take away now more tobacco potentially West.
1:49.6	We'll get to it.
1:50.6	Mark has some hilarious drunk science and sex stories in the TikTok International Moment
1:57.0	today.
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