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President Trump bragged yesterday that he aced a cognitive check during his recent physical.

Okay, for the last time, those aren't given a letter gray.

If you saw an A, it was probably hepatitis.

Ah, yes.

The Democrats, well, everybody they know has a variety of infectious diseases.

So there they are projecting again.

Late night TV is just not what it's like North Korean late night TV.

They might be a little funnier there.

Oh, then you see that Kim Jong-un, the story of the current dictator of North Korea,

current story is that he is designating his daughter to take over the country when he dies,

maybe assassinated, maybe blown up with an anti-aircraft gun or something like that.

But to his daughter, who I know the Democrats are going to be hot for, you know, she's kind of a

sparky little Asian woman, and Democrats are going to be all over that.

I'll tell you that right now.

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