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You have the most lavishly funded police agency in the world and the director is the only guy in Washington who doesn't know that Anthony Wiener is

married to human Abiddon. That's absolutely extraordinary. The reason he sits on the Anthony Wiener Peter File laptop for a month is that he did. I had no idea she was married to human Abiddon.

Is this widely known? Is it in the papers? They were married by Bill Clinton. You're the FBI director.

You know, that's good point. That's Mark's time. That might be the funniest thing that came out of the IG report that somehow call me missed. I mean, he was following the election closely enough that he felt like Hillary was going to win. That's how he made his various decisions, but he didn't know that whom Abiddon and Anthony Wiener were married. She was a fundamental witness in the investigation whom Abiddon.

And it never came up that she was. It might not come up. It might not come up in a meeting because you just assume that your boss knew that sure. Like you might be discussing a congressman Anthony Wiener's laptop and he's thinking, I don't even know why we're talking about this. They're all just assuming we all know why this is important. It thinks somebody would have said married to the most important advisor to the candidate in question. You seem to be staring out the window during every time we bring this up. Do you know that these two?

Do you know the dots that were connected? That's a layer of the thousand yard stare here, Mr. director. What's going on? That's kind of funny. Target is pulling father's day cards celebrating baby daddy.

Yeah, that's unbelievable. Target is selling baby daddy cards for father's day, company officials taking heat for it. Shoppers say it's not a term of endearment. An urban dictionary.com

definition of the term is baby daddy refers to a man who's the father of a child who he did not marry. I'm a fan of any news story that goes to urban dictionary.com is right sources. Justumers have taken to social media. Why would you ever do this? And who cares?

And who cares? To criticize target and so they've removed the problem. Well, the problem Jack was that it had two black people on the cover. It made a reference to baby daddy. And it had a black man and woman, even though the card made it explicitly clear that it was for a married husband and wife.

And that that was a winking term of endearment. It would be funny for my wife to get me a card that calls me her baby daddy. Exactly. That was the intent of the card. But because everybody's outraged about everything these days. The fact that it was black people. Oh, and the term baby daddy. That sounds racist. I'm like God. I'm telling you.

Any of you have to wake up in the morning and seek joy and happiness, humor, friendship, love, companionship, maybe the the the cavorting of puppies, the sunrise, blooming rose, that sort of thing. Or just spend all your time looking for reasons to be pissed off or to act like you're better than someone.

Hey, can you go to give me the TV audio, Michael. Good morning America has gone TMZ. You know what TMZ specializes in hanging out at the airport and catching celebrities. They can shout questions at right. Well, apparently good morning America's got somebody there and got to shout some questions at James Colmy at the airport.

He's just got off a plane. Yes. And he's got the very long and he's got the leg room. He's got the very confident look he always has because he's certain that he's above it all and by all I mean all of us. Everyone everyone America, the founding fathers God and everyone exactly. He knows how to do it all. He's got a sunglasses on. He's got that cocksure smile on his face. And one of the reasons is he wrote a book and made seven million freaking dollars. Wow. Having made according to the IG. A

series of horrible decisions that damaged the FBI for generations to come. But he got rich off of it because he was briefly the darling of the Democrats. Right.

In the liberal media because he was blasted in Trump. I wish I could briefly be the darling of anything. Anyway, I want to see what questions they shout at him or what he says. Here we go. The blasting fired FBI director James Colmy and his handling of the Clinton investigation, calling his conduct in subordinate. Colmy at a Minnesota airport when a report was released declining to

comment. But later writing in the New York Times, they could respectfully disagree. Are chief justice correspondent Pierre Thomas? They don't have any. They don't have the question.

Sun glasses inside like he said a Dubai nightclub and a big smile on his face. That smile is the I wrote a book and made seven million dollars. But that's

why you can't you can't hurt me at this point. I know right now. I don't blame him. Yeah. God, that is that is wild. You can't you can't remember how much the

Republicans hated him or the Democrats hated him at various times. Oh, I know I was hilarious. Well, it's the perfect illustration of why you shouldn't put your hopes, dreams and faith in politicians.

They're also wildly full of crap. If that isn't a parent to you at this point, I don't know how to help you. Do you remember it was just like a month ago, Democrats were cheering Colmy when he'd walk out on stage for all these talks.

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