#59b: Fat (Ralphie May)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2012

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Ralphie May finishes up our fatastic conversation about what it's like being so big. Interesting conversation. It's always a good time with Ralphie. Also, there are instructions on how to podcast at the end of this episode.

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0:00.0	I don't do drugs, I don't drink liquor, I'm a poet, and I teach it at my whole life slicker
0:05.2	God would have given us wings, if he wanted us hot
0:08.3	Don't, don't, don't, don't, the big lie
0:13.9	The big lie, God would have given us wings, if he wanted us hot
0:18.3	Don't, don't, don't, the big lie
0:23.1	Stupid
0:24.3	Yo, what's up, this is iced tea, I'm your pushin'
0:27.8	You know what I'm sayin', but I'm pushin' life, not dope
0:30.2	Duh, it's for losers, don't go out like no sun
0:35.1	Everybody in the house, that street, I'm a man, you just stayin'
0:38.5	This is Paul Apto, I'm down with chunky
0:40.9	You never had it, you never will, and I'm dancing
0:45.1	Hello guys, what's up? Welcome back, R.E. Shapiro's Skeptic Tank Episode 59
0:51.6	Fat, that's a good name, I like that name
0:55.0	Hey, well, when we left off, Ralphie had finished telling us his story of how he almost died
1:00.9	in Tampa, one of the worst places you could almost die
1:06.3	And we were talking about marijuana, and interestingly enough, I am right now in a hotel room in Kansas City
1:13.9	And I just got a phone call from the front desk
1:16.5	Saying, please don't smoke in the room anymore, we're gonna bill you
1:20.8	It's the first one I have ever gotten, my friend Joey just told me not to
1:24.4	He goes, I'm telling you, bro, in the midwest, you can't take any chances
1:28.2	I took chicken, he was like telling me yesterday
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