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# 598 - Building a Comedy Mafia with Mike Vecchione

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 15 November 2023

ā±ļø 103 minutes

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Summary

I sit down with comedian, Mike Vecchione. We talk about our favorite assassins, silent swag, getting bullied, our comedy mafia, and much more!Ā  Ā  Check out his special ā€œThe Attractivesā€ on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5pI5Dj5JTkĀ  Ā  Follow Mike Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comicmikevĀ  Ā  Ā  SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICgĀ  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.comĀ  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/Ā  Ā  Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.comĀ  Ā  For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1 For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/Ā  Ā  Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischerĀ  Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischerĀ  Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischerĀ  YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/AkreischerĀ  TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischerĀ  Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischerĀ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

More talent came out of guy code than S&L.

0:03.0

Yeah, a lot of talented guys were on there.

0:06.0

A lot of talented guys I never watched guy code one day in my life.

0:09.0

I know I want to know why erections were weird.

0:11.0

Erections are weird? Erections are weird.

0:14.0

What about it?

0:15.0

What about when your girl looks over and you got one?

0:17.0

What do you do? I don't know.

0:20.0

Thank God for that show, Bert.

0:23.2

Attention all cheese eaters.

0:28.2

Tops Off World Tour kicks off November 15th in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Cincinnati, Nashville, Little Rock, Springfield,

0:35.2

Philadelphia, Norfolk, Winston Salem, Fairfax, Roanoke, Rochester, Worcester, Newark, Providence,

0:41.5

and Albany, New York, December 10th.

0:45.0

There's, you know, it's funny, there's a certain age when if you're smoking a cigar,

0:49.0

you look like a total douche, and I think I've passed that age.

0:52.0

I think people go, yeah, he's a cigar guy.

0:54.4

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you rolling Halston? Oh, awesome. Yeah, I feel like here pull it up. I feel like I've gotten past.

1:02.2

You know what's interesting is like and I mean

1:04.8

this like you watch your friends change. Yeah and you have friends that were

1:08.6

never cigar guys. They mock cigar guys because brand-wise for their stand-up it was what they were supposed to be doing right at a certain age right and then they get older and they turn into cigar guys and you're like go whatever happened to that joke about you thinking everyone

1:24.0

smoking the scarlet that they were sucking dicks.

1:27.0

Like, or private jets, like, there's a lot that you watch people mature out of.

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