# 598 - Building a Comedy Mafia with Mike Vecchione

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

I sit down with comedian, Mike Vecchione. We talk about our favorite assassins, silent swag, getting bullied, our comedy mafia, and much more!

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0:00.0	More talent came out of guy code than S&L.
0:03.0	Yeah, a lot of talented guys were on there.
0:06.0	A lot of talented guys I never watched guy code one day in my life.
0:09.0	I know I want to know why erections were weird.
0:11.0	Erections are weird? Erections are weird.
0:14.0	What about it?
0:15.0	What about when your girl looks over and you got one?
0:17.0	What do you do? I don't know.
0:20.0	Thank God for that show, Bert.
0:23.2	Attention all cheese eaters.
0:28.2	Tops Off World Tour kicks off November 15th in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Cincinnati, Nashville, Little Rock, Springfield,
0:35.2	Philadelphia, Norfolk, Winston Salem, Fairfax, Roanoke, Rochester, Worcester, Newark, Providence,
0:41.5	and Albany, New York, December 10th.
0:45.0	There's, you know, it's funny, there's a certain age when if you're smoking a cigar,
0:49.0	you look like a total douche, and I think I've passed that age.
0:52.0	I think people go, yeah, he's a cigar guy.
0:54.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you rolling Halston? Oh, awesome. Yeah, I feel like here pull it up. I feel like I've gotten past.
1:02.2	You know what's interesting is like and I mean
1:04.8	this like you watch your friends change. Yeah and you have friends that were
1:08.6	never cigar guys. They mock cigar guys because brand-wise for their stand-up it was what they were supposed to be doing right at a certain age right and then they get older and they turn into cigar guys and you're like go whatever happened to that joke about you thinking everyone
1:24.0	smoking the scarlet that they were sucking dicks.
1:27.0	Like, or private jets, like, there's a lot that you watch people mature out of.
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