# 597 - Chris Distefano & I Don’t Cry Over Sweet Treats

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Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 110 minutes

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I sit down with comedian, Chris Distefano. We talk about the 1975, treats, fasting, struggling with weight, performing for the troops, sharts, family time, and much more! Follow Chris Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1 For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You don't like whiskey. You don't love it. You know who loves it? Me.
0:04.4	Right. Who drinks at a fucking 8 a plane?
0:07.0	Yes. And go disappear. I love whiskey. You don't fucking love it. You're flirting with it. Your finger fucking whiskey. I raw dog whiskey and come inside it and hope to get it pregnant.
0:17.0	100%. You get HPV from whiskey and I want it. And you want it. That's the difference. And I want it because you want it that's the difference and I want it
0:23.6	because I know now we're committed and that now that we both have H.P.
0:26.9	We're gonna have to have that conversation with other drinks that's the yes
0:35.0	attention all cheese eaters. Tops off world tour kicks off November 15th in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Cincinnati, Nashville,
0:40.8	Little Rock, Springfield, Philadelphia, Norfolk, Winston Salem, Fairfax. N
0:45.4	N
0:45.4	Nashville, Nashville, N Wifolk, Salim, Fairfax, Roanoke, Rochester, Worcester, Newark, Providence, and Albany,
0:49.5	New York, December 10th.
0:51.9	God damn, my skin's gone sideways.
0:54.8	You look, skin looks good.
0:55.9	I feel good.
0:57.5	I feel good.
0:58.5	My daughter doesn't like my, I lost weight in my face.
1:01.3	Yeah, I can.
1:01.9	And my daughter doesn't like it.
1:03.3	See the thing is with you any time you lose weight people are like his liver is gone.
1:07.2	They're like he's diseased.
1:10.3	You know?
1:11.3	Exactly.
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