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The Check In

#596 - Bert Kreischer

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2018

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Bert Kreischer, comedian and host of the "Bertcast" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio.

This podcast is brought to you by:

Blue Apron: Go to blueapron.com/JOEY to get your first THREE meals for free.
Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout.

Recorded live on 06/25/2018.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Greetings from podcastville the church is brought to you by

0:04.0

Blue apron

0:05.4

Let me tell you some blue apron delivers the

0:07.9

Farm fresh ingredients and step-by-step recipes right to your door

0:12.1

Blue apron's mission is to make incredible home cooking accessible to everybody

0:17.6

Blue apron achieves this by supporting a more sustainable food system and by setting the highest standards for ingredients and

0:24.6

Building a community of home chefs now blue apron offers three plans

0:28.7

They offer a two-person meal plan a family meal plan and they offer a tremendous wine plan

0:34.6

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do do me a favor go check out this week's menu, all right

0:39.3

What we're gonna do is this you're gonna get three free meals three free free ones three Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday

0:44.7

You're gonna eat for free on a little Joey because you're gonna go to blue apron dot com slash Joey

0:49.1

That's right that's blue apron dot com slash joy. I'm gonna give you the first three meals

0:54.6

Fucking gratis on the house

0:56.6

Blue apron a better way to cook

0:59.2

Also, I'm going without it you understand me you're lifting weight to jumping up and down

1:03.9

You're doing marathons people pulling over they got diarrhea

1:07.1

You know why cuz they don't use on it fucking products

1:10.4

They didn't have the immune tech that stops the shit from coming out of the ass

1:14.0

The shroom tech sport that didn't have the Mexican chocolate protein powder if you're gonna run marathons and jump up and down and do all that type of shit

1:22.0

You gotta take K yourself and that's where honor comes in right now going on at that time right now and press in church

1:27.7

Bam and get 10% your first order delivered right to your fucking crib

1:32.0

Who's better than that you could start a whole new life today

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