# 594 - Brittany Schmitt’s Elaborate Performance Art Piece
Bertcast
Berty Boy Productions
4.6 • 10.7K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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I sit down with comedian, Brittany Schmitt. We talk about touring with Shane Gillis, why she got sober, spitters, losing her mom, freezing our eggs, and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | I had a guy choking me in bed recently and I'm like, I love a good chunk, but I couldn't |
| 0:04.7 | breathe. And then he spit my mouth. You know, the last thing you want when you can't |
| 0:09.0 | breathe the sense of the spin. |
| 0:11.0 | I don't be breathing. |
| 0:17.9 | This week, top soft world tour, I have it's for Seattle, Portland, Milwaukee, Cincinnati, |
| 0:22.7 | Nashville, Little Rock, Springfield, Philadelphia, Norfolk, Winston, Salem, Fairfax, Roanoke, |
| 0:28.4 | Rochester, Worcester, Newark, Providence, and Albany, New York, December 10th. |
| 0:34.5 | I'm California sober right now. |
| 0:36.2 | Okay. So weed in mushrooms. Weed in mushrooms. It's just because I want keto. |
| 0:40.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.1 | And so that makes sense. Yeah. We got high. Yes. Pretty high yesterday. It was pretty |
| 0:45.6 | enjoyable. That's nice. I mean, I've never been like a get high guy. Yeah. Only I've |
| 0:51.3 | always, alcohol has always been my, my cane. Yeah. That was my fave too. Really? Oh, yeah. |
| 0:57.0 | And then I started mixing other drugs into it. And then it just turned into something like |
| 1:01.0 | how deep did you get? Are we recording? How deep did you get? Um, well, I had like a whole |
| 1:06.2 | entire year that I did cocaine. Like such a fun fucking year. I got so fat, which is |
| 1:12.7 | like a miracle to get fat on coke. Yeah, because I would just go on coke vendors and |
| 1:16.8 | then eat in and out and then like not work out and not go to work and not do anything. |
| 1:23.7 | And I just turned into a fat piece of shit. Yeah. Like degenerate, like just disgusting. |
| 1:28.4 | And I was like, this is, and then I lost all my friends because I'm such an asshole on |
| 1:31.8 | cocaine. But I can see just from you on stage, I can see you on coke would be something |
| 1:37.0 | to deal with. Yeah. I mean, me sober is pretty tough to deal with. I'm not, I'm not the |
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