59. The Ballad Of Prepsa

The Story Must Be Told

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4.8 • 530 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2019

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Bubbles pop in my belly, a carbonated delight fizzles righteously. CRO-CROA. Mmm it goes down so smooth, and probably because it’s the only drink endorsed by the Story. So what then, does this mean of the “other drink” we refuse to name but must do so here? Yes. Yes: Prepsi. Listen and do discover, uh huh. For nothing righteous does fizzle from a liquid the Story denies. Invocation Introductory Story: “Goslings Gone Gooey” Liturgical Psalm: “The Ballad of Prepsa” Concluding Prayer We return to you the next week, and the week after that, and the week after that, until your bones are but calcified Story and your liquids but Hot Hot Cro-Croa.

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0:00.0	Welcome, brothers and sisters, to Fizz City.
0:23.6	That's right, for today only, our church is no longer a church, but the home and headquarters of our loving, fizzy, story-made soda, crow cro-crow!
0:36.6	Everyone who wants a crow-crow, raise your hands?
0:39.3	Whoa, I didn't think everyone would want one.
0:43.3	J.K., I did.
0:45.3	Steve the Penitent, Deacon Adam, go ahead and pass out some cold, crispy, cool ones
0:50.3	to all these needy people, all these boys and girls.
0:54.6	Ha ha, yeah.
0:55.6	When I say crow, you say croa, crow, crow.
0:58.6	Crowe.
0:59.7	When I say fizzy, you say soda, fizzy.
1:03.6	Soda.
1:04.6	Crepsy.
1:08.5	Yeah, I threw you a little curveball there, didn't I?
1:11.7	Because, yes, we love Cro-Croa.
1:14.1	The taste of the story, fizzing in our own gaping mouths,
1:18.2	and running sloppy down our children's snot faces.
1:23.0	But what about Pepsie?
1:25.3	What do we do to an imitator, a liar, a soda with no joy of the story like our own
1:33.3	blessed Crow-Croa?
1:36.3	We do what we always do, brothers and sisters.
1:38.3	We tell a story.
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