I'll make love to you. Not sad is for you. You're calling your friends right now complaining.

What was that? You say what he must be gay. Top soft world tour starts September 14th.

Raleigh, Charlotte, Atlanta, Greenville, Evansville, Kansas City, which saw Dallas

Houston, Fresno, San Jose, Anaheim, San Diego, Morrison, Colorado, Vale, Colorado, Hollywood

for two shows, Jacksonville, Mobile, Abbotsford, Seattle, Portland, Milwaukee, Cincinnati,

Nashville, Little Rock, Springfield, Philadelphia, Norfolk, Winston, Salem, Fairfax,

Roanoke, Rochester, Worcester, Newark, Providence, and Albany, New York, December 10th.

My daughter is lactose intolerant and she had a match this morning. She's like, oh,

she apparently took six shifts at school. But the fact that she's taking a shit at school.

I love taking shifts in public. Here's the thing my son refused. Really? Yeah, to the point where he

he would be so constipated that is his shit would turn into a softball. And I'm not even joking.

Really? It was painful to watch him go through because he just did not want to shit in public.

And it was scary. Can I tell you I actually my favorite thing about being in public

is shitting like I love if you if I get shit in McDonald's. Yeah, there's something about that

that makes me so shitting at the airports. One of my favorite things. Are you just saying because it's

there's a creep factor to it? No, I'm not kidding. It is creepy like the two spots that you picked.

I mean, they're not attractive. Yeah, I mean, it's like ones. I had a bit that I tried. I tried

forever to shove into a special and I couldn't get it. Yeah. I one time took a shit in the Miami

airport like six in the morning, right? Fly home, hang out with the end. We had to take a sunday. Everyone's

drinking. Yeah, I pass out that night naked. We've been drinking all day. I pass out that night naked.

I wake up the next morning. And as I go into the bathroom, she goes, did you take a shit at the

airport yesterday? I go, I did. I think I did. Why? She goes check your ass. I turn around that little

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