Uh, hey man, uh, like really glad you're here man on the, uh,

Harlan Highway, um, you know, really, uh, fucking cool.

All right, no, we're not talking like that the whole show.

This is Harlan Williams, you are on the Harlan Highway.

Yeah, that's what I just said, man.

Get out of here.

This is my show, not yours, what's yours, man?

What a show we have today, gang?

I'm gonna be reminiscing about my road trip across,

you know, France and Italy going to talk about the impact of the European

the French Church had on me. It was pretty profound I think. Talk about that later on. We're

going to talk about the best way to die. What is the best way in the world to die for a human being to die? I think I've discovered it. It's a little weird, but I think you'll all want to do it.

Unfortunately, Camp Fire Timmy's coming in

because it's summertime and his father, the boss,

Mr Featherstone, said he's got to come down and sing some campfire songs I never like that

Makes me sick to my stomach and he's a little creep

So hopefully doesn't show up and then we have the Harland Highway question of the day

wait to hear this one you know what it is but for now this is the Harland Highway

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

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