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But we've got our soul

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They've got their money

But we've got our soul

Welcome to Redacted tonight

This is the show where Americans in America covering American news are called foreign agents.

By the end of this segment, you'll know why the first person to receive the electric chair in America was not a person who was an elephant named Topsy.

But we'll get back to that in a moment.

With 150,000 Americans killed by COVID-19 and a U.S. drone bomb being dropped overseas roughly every 12 minutes,

Donald Trump's Justice Department recently thought to themselves,

you know what we need in this country?

More killing. There aren't enough murders going on. Because, you know, if you're going to go to

hell anyway, make it worth it. Swing for the fences, right? Kind of like if you're going to cheat on your

partner, don't have some sad one-night stand in a motel in Duluth on a bed that feels like a prison cut, have an orgy with the entire

backup dancer squad of Britney Spears' Vegas show.

They're down for it.

In that vein, the federal government on Tuesday carried out its first execution in almost two

decades.

But they couldn't do it without the tacit approval of the Supreme Court.

Scotus, as they're called, or Scrotus, as I like to call them,

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