Hey, this is Rob Cordray, and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour.

Hello there friends! Welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft, joined as always by a man who has donated his pants and underwear

to science and is now shoving his boner into an Erlenmeyer flask.

That's Jeff Clark, and transmitting to us from the bottom of an Asahi barrel, the bearded

Brazilian berry lover known as Shuddy Boy, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, here we are.

Kabadatya, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, I got a scenario for you guys.

Actually, I have two. No, no, no, these are, um, am I the asshole here?

Scenario. Yes. Yeah, I know, I kind of figure. No, no, no, no, no, I hear you out.

I'm a union guy. So, like a week or two ago, I was walking back into my apartment complex,

and you know how, you know, in the front, like the opposite side of Poops Lime Alley,

it's like a residential street. There's a walkway that goes to the front gate,

and then you go into the complex. So I was walking in. Go ahead, Jeff.

Already with the question. Hold on. Most important thing. Do the hot, probable only fan

models still hang out by the pool all the time? No. What do they move? What happened?

Maybe it's too cold. I haven't seen them in a while. Sure. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm good.

But, um, so as I'm walking in, there's a guy going into the building in front of me. So he's,

let's see, as he's walking through the front gate, I'm like at the street, and he,

like as he's going in, just looks over his shoulder real quick, sees me like walking towards the

gate, like from the street, and just gives the door like a nudge with his foot. So the door

just swings completely open, and it takes a long time for it to shut on its own. So it was more

than enough time for by the time I got there to like slink in, and he just, you know, kept going.

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