581 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 132 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi, Mommies and Chomos and my Queens and Bob 18. This episode was recorded a few weeks ago. Before
0:09.3	we had an incident where my husband was playing basketball against Berk Krasher and
0:15.6	well, you'll hear the whole story eventually, but basically he's in the hospital right now. He's
0:20.4	doing okay. He's recovering, but this episode was recorded a while back. So you'll notice we
0:25.2	don't address the fact that Tommy is in the hospital. Okay, enjoy it and we'll see you soon. Tom,
0:31.6	you had a really neat idea for the waiting room. Yes. What if there was a lady they hired
0:39.5	to rub your genitals over your pants in the waiting rooms like the dentist's office? Yeah.
0:46.4	So when you're waiting, you just, and she's old, okay? She's really old, but she knows how to do it.
0:52.4	What's up there, Chomos? Welcome to another episode of your mom's house podcast. She's Christine
1:00.0	a P. I'm Tom. So, girl, you are in. You made it. You're here. Just it. You're just it. I want to make
1:08.8	you feel like you're the only one. You're the only one for me viewer. Tommy, can I tell you that
1:16.0	I went to I was at the spa. I got a massage and the lady had a hard time pronouncing
1:20.5	cigarette. What did she say? Sag. Sag. People get overwhelmed sometimes by the collection of letters.
1:27.8	It's silly though. I know, but they see, I think they see like, EG and then there's a U and they're
1:34.5	like, there's something foreign going on here. Yeah, I run into that sometimes on the phone.
1:39.2	One time on the phone and I think it's a pretty easy last name, but lady was like,
1:43.7	Hi, Mr. And then she goes, Mr. Like that. And I was like, I'm like, a cigarette. She goes,
1:51.0	she goes, she was like, you know, I'm just going to say Mr. Tom. I was like, okay. I didn't think it
1:55.9	was, you know, but it happens. Yours is much more intimidating. That's why I changed it to just
2:00.4	one letter because it isn't intimidating. I understand why people can't. Pajitski P-A-Z-S-I-T-Z-K-Y. That's
2:08.2	what I knew. I loved you. When I knew I loved you. When I learned to spell my last name,
2:13.6	I knew you were really friends. I was like, oh, yeah, no, no, no, it's not really love her.
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