Hi everybody, welcome back to the Be There In 5 Podcast. I'm Kate Kennedy, your host,

author of Twinkle Twinkle Social Media Star and Internet Fairy Tale of Fame Fortune

and Followers, where I reimagine the world of social media to be overtaken by

nursery rhyme characters on their fake social network, called Once Upon a Timeline, and

through characters like Little Red Riding Hood, taking OOTDs, or Little Miss Muffet Hawking

Courds and Way Protein after getting kicked off the Bachelor, or Goldilocks's dating app,

Goldilock in it down. I have a mother-beard teacher, baby bear, the art of social media

through these characters in a joking parody way. It's a reverent, it's fun, it's like

harder, it's ultimately heartwarming, and it's a perfect coffee table gift, baby shower

gift. Everything gift, and I really would love if you bought it. I was like, I'm going

to get out my name and beg people to buy my book in under one minute, and I did that

in 152 seconds. So, you know, for those of you that listen to that every week, God

bless. I'm also the host of this podcast, a founder and owner of a company called Be There

in Five, best known for inventing the Remindormat, which are dormats that see you on your

way out instead of on your way in. With phrases like Turn Off Your Straightener, Turn Off Your

Curling Iron, Reminder List, Keys Phone, Wallet, Bring Your Lunch, Turn Off Your Straightener,

whatever. We do it all, and that's kind of Be There in Five of the Companies, Clamed

to Fame, Named After My Tendency to Run Behind. I wanted to name my company like a salute,

a salute to one of my biggest flaws, and a tongue in cheek representation of not having

to be perfect. I think that we all put a lot of pressure on ourselves, and the Be There

in Five way is to kind of just be like, you know what, I'm doing my best, and everybody

else is too. You know, there's my Be There in Five Speel. The people that listen to this

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