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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

577 - Josh Potter - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 162 minutes

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NEW LIVE SHOW - Friday, November 20th @ 5PM Pacific! Go to https://ymhvirtual.com and get tickets now! SPONSORS: - Go to Saatva.com/theshit to save $225 on your order - Go to Truff.com and use code "MOM" for 10% off your order site-wide. - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Get 20% off and free shipping at Manscaped.com/MOM - Go to GetRoman.com/MOM today and if approved, you’ll get fifteen dollars off your first order of ED treatment. WELCOME TO THE YMH NEWS NETWORK! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing the presidential election, and what Donald Trump will do during his remaining 70 days in office. They take a look at televangelist Kenneth Copeland's response to Joe Biden's victory, and cover the Trump press conference that was held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We also learn that Trump was actually a YMH fan and watch a montage of him discussing jeans. The main mommies discuss CP's Halloween costume, men sitting on women's faces, gay fitness, and familiarize the audience with Tom's sister OMG Maria. Jean and Jean watch an update from the Big Butt Cool Guy, a fart that rivals Charo's, an Australian man give himself a haircut, and more! YMH regular and host of the Roach Motel, Josh Potter joins Tom and Christina to discuss edibles and other psychedelics, Alex Trebek's passing, Hunter Biden's cool leaked video, wearing socks in the bedroom, and more! They take a look at some crazy turbulence on a flight, a guy that doesn't like the song "Sweet Caroline," Joel Osteen's inspiration cube, Sean Connery on hitting women, some Steven Seagal-style martial arts, and this week's batch of Christina's TikTok curations.

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0:00.0

Go to ymhvirtual.com right now and get tickets to the third YMH live crazy guests and crazier content.

0:11.0

And good morning. Good afternoon. Good evening. Whatever time of day you are listening or watching your mom's house news network for Christina P.

0:22.4

I'm Tom Sagerert 63 degrees outside. Trump 2024 guys. Yep. The reelection campaign. Here we go. Yeah. I don't know about you, but I am hung over from all the election talk. I'm exhausted. It is exhausting. It is exhausting. And the last four years have been exhausting. I kind of, you know, I told someone the other day. I feel like for four years Game of Thrones has been on 24 seven. And now

0:52.4

some of us are like, can we watch C-SPAN for a while? Can we watch something? Can I just watch the House floor debate a bill about you know, windmills? I know. I just want to watch an episode of like the Kardashians. I just want to be brainless. Here's what I am excited about. And like, you know, it's over. Okay. The elections. I mean, there's a thrill. I just know Tom. They're suing. They're recounting fraud. All right. Those people are fun. But

1:22.4

you know, here in the real world where it's over, I am excited and kind of nervous about the next 70 days of like what Trump might do. He's so untraditional. Like he's so

1:39.8

pissed off that he might wake up one morning and they'll go, hey, you know, there was an earthquake in Nevada last night. Pretty significant. And then 90 minutes later, they're like, no, no, Trump

1:56.3

tested nuke. He dropped him. He dropped a hydrogen bomb. And we'll be like, what the fuck? And by the way, as crazy as that sounds, if that really happened, you'd be like, I could see that happening. I could see an

2:06.8

happening. He might fire his whole cabinet and just staff it with North Koreans. And he'll be like, fuck it. I like the guy. So he sent over some of his

2:15.8

cousins. You think you think you could do that much damage in the next 70 days? It's not that even yes. But also it's like it's, it might not even be lasting damage. I

2:24.5

think it's a big like. Yeah, it's a big fuck. He's going to burn. It's like when there's going to be some crazy shit that it's like when you get fired. And I am here for it. I

2:32.7

just want to make that clear. I am here for whatever he does. It's like when you get fired from a job, you can either leave quietly or you can burn the building down on your way out. I'm

2:43.0

guessing he's going to do the latter. Yeah, he's not going to be like, you know what? I want what's best. So here you know, way. Do you think he's going to throw a party like a huge party

2:54.6

trash the White House before he knows he might do. He might be like, you know, so there's a hundred guys on death row in Florida. I just let him out.

3:07.7

We're gonna release phone on the Democrats. Yeah, he might do some crazy shit. And how soon before Melania files for divorce? Is that happening now?

3:16.0

That's a good question. She is out. She'll she'll it's part of the agreement. The agreement's probably like you got to ride it out until the bitter end. But you got a bump when you got

3:25.7

elected. Oh, I bet. Is that true? Do you really know that? That's what yes, that's why she didn't go to these if you remember back in 2016, they're like, she's still in New York. And she was renegotiating the prenup. That's a

3:36.4

layer. Yeah. So she's got, but I'm sure a provision of that is like, you can't split seas right away. Yeah, I bet but she's counting these 70 days down. She's probably like, we're out of bear and I were back in New York.

3:49.3

We're shopping.

3:50.0

Yes, she did you ever hear it? There's a great audio. She was one of her close confidants recorded the call. She goes, she's

3:57.2

got a Christmas. I fucking hate Christmas. I like her too. Because if I was the first lady, I'd be like, I fucking hate decorating. Well, she said they always everybody's criticizing me. She's right. Yeah, they're

4:13.4

throwing her. She's like, look, I'm just a hot whore. Yeah. From the fucking from Eastern Europe. Yeah, I came here to suck and fuck an old rich guy. Yeah. And now I got to decorate the

4:24.3

house. I don't want to do this shit. But I will give credit to Americans because they don't shit on her. They're for some reason she's become exempt. And I think it's because we sympathize. Everybody

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