57- Straw Man Debate - Slop City

Slop City

Libbie Higgins and Tina Dybal

Comedy, Improv

5 • 812 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Tonight, December 19 marks the LAST Democratic Debate of 2019.
It also marks the first debate on Slop City. In-depth anal ysis of traditional Kool-Aid flavors.

Sides will be chosen today.

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All Hail Pucina.
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Produced by Randall R. Cash in his dining room.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Okay.
0:01.3	And it sounds like we are live.
0:06.3	Today's show sponsored by Orbit Gum.
0:10.4	When you have the need for gum, pick up a pack of orbit in your local grocery.
0:16.3	Pick up a, preferably, a pack of orbit from a big pack that's from a Sam's Club or a Costco.
0:24.2	Just kidding, not a Sam's Club, because Sam's Clubs are for pussies.
0:29.3	And I'm going to be having a meeting pretty soon with Costco for them to become a sponsor of Slop City podcast.
0:38.9	Today's show is sponsored by Costco.
0:41.8	Use comment code 79 to get a Costco membership for 49.
0:49.3	It is confusing, but 79 is the age that the Costco CEO's grandfather was when he passed away.
1:00.4	It's the average age of the customers.
1:03.3	It's the mean age.
1:04.6	That is not true.
1:06.4	That ain't true, Libby.
1:08.3	I'm a statistician.
1:09.6	I'm a status statistician. I'm just statist. I'm just giving you the averages.
1:13.0	Just giving me the stats.
1:14.5	It's not a, you know, it's science.
1:16.7	It's not.
1:18.9	Most of the time, I'm not a gum guy, okay?
1:22.6	I have this gum because yesterday I did not have any gum or mints.
1:28.4	You didn't have any of those very peculiar mints?
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