What Most People Think

Hello and welcome to episode 57 of What Most People Think is autumn.

It's properly autumn.

Who, you fucking psychopaths this week. It always happens every year that some people, you get these people crawl out of woodwork that will go, I love autumn. Actually, I really love autumn. You know, it's just such a lovely season, you know, with the leaves. And, you know, you get to wear jumpers. Can I barbecue now? Can I sit in a pub, beer garden?

You fucking psychopaths, you know?

In a weird way, the strange thing about government is like,

they've been doing all these restrictions recently.

If you just wait for autumn, people stay in their houses way more in autumn.

Autumn is a lockdown restriction in and of itself.

That first day where you're going, no, this is definitely shitty weather, is better than any lockdown. Just on one note about lockdown restrictions, if you notice that there haven't been any down south because in a shock development, southerners don't visit each other as much, you know? I know it's like up north, it's all you're in and out each other's houses, chatting over the walls, right? That's how it works, isn't it? Lending each other's sugar, training each other's whippets, that sort of thing. Listen, welcome back to the show. If last week was the first week that you listened, there was a big reaction to the episode with Tanya Edwards, who is a stand-up comedian who had very strong views about COVID and was very strongly anti-lockdown. Now, I think that we've had quite a lot of COVID and Brexit. So what I'm going to do is we're going to deal with that in the letters, because I'm doing a new thing for patrons only, which is a right of reply, because sometimes I have guests on which are who are quite contentious you know like people like Marcus Brickstock Andrew Doyle you know they got strong reactions or

overwhelmingly positive but some people wanted to have their say so on the Patreon this week I gave

a right of reply to Tanya Edwards and we'll be dealing with that in the letter section now when

it comes to Patreon I read out I read every message that you send as well. But join Patreon if you want to be involved in all that. I did a little mini TV format the other week called the what most people think Newsdesk. I'm going to do another one. I'm trying to do one per month and I'm going to do another one next week. This week, we only had one or a 10 pound patron, which is probably because the government made everybody shit themselves. Do you know what I mean? No wonder. Like people look around, fucking, Keith Hotton's obviously doing all right. Keith Houghton. I mean, Keith, I don't know if there are many jokes that I could do about your name that you haven't heard. Mr. Hotton. I mean, weirdly, the Keith takes the edge of it. When you sound like Mr. Hotton, I hope to God, Keith Hotton, that you're not a teacher. But thank you so much for your support, Keith. We also do a cuss count. Last week, the cuss count was low. Now, we all know that I tend to put on my ears and graces when we have a guest.

But, I mean, and let's be honest, in the episode of Tanya, I didn't speak as much. It's fair to say.

The cuss count was as follows. Four fuck. Four fucks. One fuckers. Seven fuckings. One pissed. Five shits, one shitting and one shitters. I don't even know.

I don't think I've ever used it. I didn't think I'd ever use the word shitters. So I think

that is debut swear word shitters. The fucking the shitters. I don't even know. I have to listen

to that back. I don't even know what the context is for that. Maybe you'll have to get that

added to urban dictionary. Shitters. A group of people who make decisions exemplifying weakness and risk

aversion. A pack of shitters. Matt Hancock, is he one of the shitters? I think it might be.

We had a swear ratio, probably the lowest has ever ever been 0.33 swears per minute so if this

was cricket we're probably going back to the opening day of a test match in the 90s that that is a very

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