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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

566 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2020

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

You're my son. I'm your mom. You're my son. I'm your mom. Ask and will you. Ask, ask, ask and will you, you get your mom?

0:14.8

Yes, I would. You're my son. I'm your mom. It's just like the gaze. It's just like, just, just, just, just, it's just like the gaze.

0:24.9

I left it in a room and she looked at me. It's just like the gaze. What's going on? It's called my mom. You know what I mean?

0:38.9

The both consenting adults. Ask and will you. Ask, ask, ask and will you. I left it in a room and she looked at me.

0:47.9

You're my son. I'm your mom. It's just like the gaze. It's just like, just, just, just, just, just like the gaze.

0:59.9

Ask and will you. Ask, ask, ask and will you, you, you, you, you're just like the gaze. Yeah, that's what you started.

1:08.9

That was a, that was a real blast. DJ Boy Butter with one of the all-time classics just like the gaze. I forget though. What was his logic linking incest to the gaze? His logic was as long as it's too consenting adults.

1:22.9

Oh, just like the gaze. I know I can't. I can date my mom. You know, the gaze do things. The gaze is, but, but gay, gayness is biological. No, it's on, you can't really.

1:35.9

I love my mom. I love my mom. Well, we were watching last night, the 90-day fiance, and that guy who was date Coltie, he still lives with his mom. He loves mommy.

1:47.9

34. And we were so infuriated with him. Yeah, he is. It's so, it's so disgusting and unsexual, no? Yeah, yeah, it's pretty gross. And they like, he's like, well, he was married to or gunna marry Larissa, right?

2:04.9

I'm the, the last season. Yeah. He, she was like, I want to get this couch. He's like, I've got to talk to mom. She's like, why? He goes, well, we share a bank account.

2:13.9

So, you're the grown man being like, I got to get talked to mommy. I get mommy's clearance to buy a couch. Yeah. It's so absurd. So there he is in this season now. Yeah.

2:23.9

And he's dating another Brazilian chick. Yeah. Good for him. I like that he likes the Brazilian. And I have to say, he looks a lot better. Coltie is now working out and his mom's garage.

2:33.9

Yeah. And becoming more of a man. Oh my God. Is that him right there? Thank God. Jesus. He looks a lot better now. Yeah. Coltie needs.

2:41.9

You got to look down. Yeah. Yeah. Just like the gaze. Just like, just like the gaze on your mom. Here my son. I like when he goes, it was real kiss.

2:53.9

Yeah. It's just real kiss. I want to kiss her. I mean, I want to kiss her. I mean, I want to kiss her. Oh, he gave his mother a passionate kiss.

3:05.9

I know. Anyway, anyways, I am still so reeling from excitement from the live show we did. Yeah. It was because so just so you know, if you're listening now, you realize that it seems, you know, we already had an episode come out after it.

3:21.9

But that episode was recorded before the live show. Right. So you have to understand that when we said that, we were like, oh, hope that that went well. We hadn't done it or anything.

3:31.9

And I have to tell you, I mean, I could get emotional talking about this because I realized that, you know, I really miss doing standup.

3:40.9

And I really miss the thrill of performing. And like, just just like an excitement that I'm addicted to that I don't kind of.

3:48.9

I'm not like consciously addicted to it, but I am. Like I love doing standup. I love going on the road and performing. And I realized that I got a big dose of that excitement from the live show because there was a built in exciting aspect to putting on something live. Oh, yeah.

4:08.9

And I don't know, it, it's so changed everything for us that like I can't even explain to you guys that not only are we going to we're doing it again, we're we're we're already booked multiple ones because we had so much fun doing it and the response was so overwhelmingly positive.

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