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TSSFS. I'm liking the ring. It's the Sarah Fraser Show. It's Monday. We have so much to talk about. My weekend was crazy. You all follow along on my Instagram, which is the Sarah Frazier show. And you know, I was out exploring Leesburg because I've moved out here to the suburbs. So I thought, why not? I'm going to get my ass out in the suburbs. I'm going to go see things. I walked the W&O Canal Road, like trail, which I don't know, I guess is some sort of old railroad trail or whatever. They've converted into this like 25 mile bike trail. And let me just tell you, I have so many stories about that because I was on this fucking trail with my girlfriend. And all these like biker gangs, I mean, no, they're not really like motorcycle gangs. You know, they're like cycling gangs, right? They're all, they all are in their tight speedos. They're all in a group together of eight. And for some reason, they feel like they're on the Tour de France, even though this is like the W&O canal and half of its flat. And meanwhile, you're also sharing it with like tons of dogs and families. But these people get on there with their speed bikes and they all cluster together and they're all like trying to be aerodynamic. I'm like, hello, you all are not sponsored by the post office. Like Lance Armstrong isn't here. Let's like share the road. Okay. I mean, do anyone,

does anyone else move to the suburbs and then these damn bike trails? They're like taken over by these cyclists. I'm trying to have a leisurely stroll because I'm not looking to get my heart right up too high. And these people are constantly on your left, on your left, on your left. Then they have all these bells. You know, I mean, how about this? How about we don't have to be going at a speed where you need to fire an alarm bell.

Okay?

Anyway, half the time, I know.

April, thank you. They get on my damn nerves, too. These biker groups are just, like, unbelievable. My husband wants to become, he wants to get a bike thing, but he refuses to get the tight pants. They're all in these tight, tight outfits, by the way. That looks so constricting. And have you ever been on one of those cycling bikes? They hurt your crotch so bad. Like your butthole is seething after 20 miles. And these people are all together doing this. I want to wave them down when they're doing their whole like, to tear left, take your left. and be like, how's your asshole holding up? Because when I did that, when I did a triathlon,

I had to bike 25 miles, I couldn't walk for three days. to your left, to your left, and be like, how's your asshole holding up? Because when I did that,

when I did a triathlon, I had to bike 25 miles, I couldn't walk for three days later. How about that one? Anyway, welcome to the live. You guys are watching the Sarah Fraser Show. I am live on YouTube, on Twitch. I'm already out of breath thinking about being on the W&O. I walked four and a half miles with my girlfriend, we had a blast when we weren't being pushed over to the woods because,

you know, Lance and his team thought that they were there trying to beat some, like, cycle. And by the way, when you're on the W&O, every, like, mile you have to stop at a red light and cross like a major intersection. So the fuck, how about we pump the brakes, guys. How about we get one of those leisurely bikes with the banana handles? All right? That's about all you need on the W&O. Anyhow. April says my ass hurts just riding on just a sitting bike. Thank you, April. Thank you. Mine does too. And I'm telling you, when I did a triathlon back in the day, it was so awful. Triathlon, you have to swim one mile. Now, thankfully, that was canceled in the Potomac because it was like high waters. Then you have to bike 25 miles, nightmare. Then you have to jog six. Let me tell you this. When I did the nation's try down on like the Capitol Mall, when I got done, I biked that bike right over to a dumpster. And I thought, I never want to see this fucking thing again, ever. I know it was for good cause. I raised money for leukemia lymphoma society, but I thought to myself, this would have been less torture if I had gone door to door and gotten the donations than to ride this damn bike by crotcherts so bad. Anyway, there it is. That's what I did this weekend. What'd you do? Leave a comment. I have so much show for you today. We are trying a new segment and you guys are always so creative because you came up with a nickname for my husband. My husband's name is Dan. You came up with Schman. You came up with Schmiggie, which is AJ's ma'am. So today we're starting a new segment where listeners are going to join because you guys love

reality shows.

You love celebrity gossip as much as I do.

So you're going to join the show, two people, Nicole and Aviva, just around 1040, and

they're going to weigh in on two huge reality show stories over the weekend.

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