564 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2020

⏱️ 150 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Get $225 of your order at saatva.com/theshit - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM right now and you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Just go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM. - Get the most out of your streaming services today at ExpressVPN.com/yourmom. If you use my link, you’ll get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free. Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of Your Mom's House by discussing all the San Fernando Valley has to offer, and a particular cool gal they saw at the stoplight on their way to the studio. This prompts a conversation about why crazy chicks are good in bed. Jean and Jean then give an update on the status of their bike repair, before calling Alister Thorn aka Fedsmoker's nemesis to discuss the late great Conald Petersen. Tom also describes how much fun he's been having sharing the Ed Asner cool guy video with unsuspecting friends. Todd and Christine watch videos of a Karen yelling at CVS, a cool guy eating a wasp's nest, a Nazi gubernatorial candidate, a vagina slingshot, and a dude smoking his own dandruff. Johnny Pemberton is an actor, comedian, and host of the Live to Tape podcast. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss deadly spiders, math class, terrible Christmas movies, and airplane browns. He watches a cool girl's fart tutorial, an update from Tony Johns, a Horrible or Hilarious of an accidental gunshot, and a hefty dose of Christina's TikToks.

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0:00.0	Wake up hot people. There's so wet good morning good afternoon and good evening. There's a plague across America
0:09.8	We are here for you Chamos. Hope you're having a good day
0:14.2	very exciting
0:15.8	episode to get into so many
0:19.4	Fun things to discuss including our drive in and the cool lady that we saw
0:25.4	Standing out of stoplight. Yeah, the Valley has so many treasures
0:29.0	It's a cultural people think it's devoid of culture. Not true. It's just a different type of culture different type of culture
0:34.8	It's street culture. Yeah, and many in strip malls and there's everything here everything you want is here foot massage
0:41.2	We got a pot if you want to buy a pot you can get vape pens you can get your foot massage
0:47.0	You can do your laundry get some yogurt from the other food
0:52.2	Yep kebabs kebabs you can do a real estate deal all the same plaza all in the same plaza
0:57.6	It's all right there for you
1:00.1	It's really exciting stuff
1:02.1	And there's cool people everywhere
1:05.2	Here's one of them let's start the show all right. I was just at CVS and a man that doesn't even work for CVS
1:11.7	Wouldn't let me in the door and he threw me out the door
1:14.2	He doesn't even work for CVS. He wasn't wearing one of their shirts. What the fuck airs and Cooper paid this man to make me angry
1:22.0	Oh, it's Randy don't bring anyone loving for this
1:30.5	Welcome to your mom's house
1:33.5	With Tom Sakura
1:35.5	Oh
2:05.5	You have a lot of languages on your arms today I do it's in Chinese and the Russian and Japanese and
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