562 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2020

⏱️ 133 minutes

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0:00.0	Yeah, man, we're back. Welcome to your mom's house podcast. She's Christina. I'm Tom.
0:06.9	This is where we deliver the news to you
0:10.9	I'm wearing my mask you wear yours. Oh, yeah. That was great. That was pretty great
0:16.3	We've seen a lot of shit this week. Yeah, that was awesome. That was the first I've heard these stories. I've seen videos
0:21.9	I I follow World Star. I know that people get upset
0:26.8	But we actually got to experience it live and in person. That was cool a lot of Karen Flaves
0:31.5	Yeah, there's a so we'll get in while we're yeah
0:35.3	We're just wanted to point that out that I keep you safe
0:39.9	All right, so let's um wait and tie me sexually first. Oh, yeah, I want to start this show right now, but
0:47.5	My dick's all hard from looking at you
0:49.5	Hey, how you doing? I'm Tom hi. Hi. That's what I that's what I would encourage you to do if you're a listener if you're single
0:59.0	If you're like I don't know how to talk to women try that
1:01.3	Mm-hmm try that well eventually somebody is gonna be really flattered by that. That's what I'm saying you might strike out
1:07.6	But so be a booth and then you had a bunch of home runs too
1:12.2	But you've been enticing me sexually. Yeah, this morning I stood in front of you topless
1:20.2	Mm-hmm, and then you just wiggled your tongue around
1:23.8	That was like no, but I also woke up and I had my sleep mask over my eyes
1:28.4	And you're like hey babe, and I was like hey my dick's hard over here. Yeah
1:32.2	Once you want you doesn't work with ladies, but do you think it works?
1:37.9	It does work with lady. Don't tell them that it doesn't work
1:40.8	You got to tell them it does work with the right lady. You know who it works with who peers Paris and gay guys
1:47.0	I but do you think that's how gay guys court?
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