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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

560 - Dr. Drew Pinsky - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2020

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Summary

SPONSORS: - And if you go to GETQUIP.com/MOM, RIGHT NOW, you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Try Fitbod for free for one month when you sign up today at Fitbod.me/mom - get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at EXPRESSVPN.com/yourmom. - Go to AdamandEve.com and use the offer code YMH at checkout to get 50% off just about any item plus 10 FREE Gifts! What's up there chomos! It's another episode of Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina P. Nadav is missing for this episode and we don't know where he is. Luckily, his replacement is a fast Googler. The main mommies discuss having guests over, buying a pizza box worth of croissants, their different stages of quarantine, Dirty Dancing, and Bert Kreischer's disgusting habits when it comes to hygiene. They watch videos of a golf fart, a xim/xer person explaining their different identities, a new video from the mousepad cool guy, and an update from Tony Johns. They also read viewer-submitted emails about the B vs. V pounding debate and which is more tiring. The mommies finish up the first segment by looking at YMH All-Star Norm Summerton's new tattoos and reviews YMH fans have left for Robert Paul Champagne's home. Jean and Jean are joined by YMH regular Josh Potter for the second segment of the show. They discuss the possibility that TikTok might get banned, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson's controversial posts, and San Francisco Giant Pablo Sandoval's weight. They also delve into Bert Kreischer's Kool-Aid intake, the weight requirement to be a flight attendant, and Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's open relationship. Todd and Chrisjeansa are also joined by Dr. Drew Pinsky in this episode. They discuss the recent "heavy" videos Drew has been exposed to by Tom, the bubonic plague, Drew's potential political run, and Drew's wife, Susan's, recent appearance on Where My Mom's At? They show Drew a new Fedsmoker video, a video of Fedsmoker's nemesis, a good semaritan that reminds them of Fedsmoker, a cool vintage Cream of Wheat commercial, more wolves licking people's mouths, and much more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, Chomos. It's another episode of your mom's house podcast. We're so happy to be back here with you inside studio, Gene brought to you by Wrangler.

0:15.0

Oh, so...

0:18.6

What a weekend.

0:20.2

What a whirlwind. Again, no, we had guests.

0:25.8

And I know that's forbidden. It's a political issue. But they were a ronetest. They were tested for the rones, their negs.

0:31.8

And we're exhausted from having people over. And we didn't have to do much for them. It's just...

0:39.8

No. I think it's the emotional expenditure that happens when you have guests. Like, I remember I've never been more suicidal, homicidal or depressed as when the holidays,

0:54.8

and all the people came to town. I just wanted them all to leave.

0:58.8

And it's not like I was, you know, morning, noon and night being like, here's the itinerary. It was just the emotional exhaustion of being like, my cousin, my siblings, my parents.

1:09.8

You know, it's like every... You're right, you have something to do. And then people start to go like, what are we going to eat next? You're like, I don't know. You aren't you going to grow up? What are you going to eat?

1:17.8

It took so much out of me. Well, and I don't know if this is just me, but I have a hard time answering people's dumb questions when I'm trying to take care of my kids.

1:28.8

Like I focus so hard on like making sure, like, oh, I'm watching the two-year-old and then they'll be like, so Christina, are you exercising? What are you? And I'm like, I don't know. I can't do both. I can't do two things at once. Do you know what I'm saying? It stresses me out to answer dumb questions.

1:42.8

Of course. I know. And then... I don't like conversation. Then you start getting asked like, where are the spoons? You're not sharing the fucking drawer. Which drawer? Over there. Where's the garbage?

1:53.8

Oh, that makes me crazy when they don't just look for it. Themselves like, where's the ice? Well, fucker, where's ice? Normally. Yeah, the ice is in our cabinet above the pots and pans.

2:03.8

Where are the cups? Well, where do you think? There's only a few places they can be located. It is. It's exhausting. It is.

2:09.8

And I so look forward to the visits. The visits fund. This will be fun. And also, I forgot how I missed. I mean, I think this gives us a little bit of that socializing. But socializing as somebody who was never very social, it is kind of fun to socialize again. Like to talk to somebody face to face.

2:27.8

It was exciting. But I can't say maybe our exhaustion is also from the excitement of just having new interaction. Maybe that's it too.

2:34.8

You get a little adrenaline rush from it. I've never slept so hard. By the way, neither of they. My cousin texted me. She slept 11 hours.

2:44.8

Yeah, we all exhausted. We all exhausted. And then in preparation for their coming, you ordered 57 croissants from the local bakery.

2:56.8

So I'd heard through a friend that there's an amazing bakery or near our near our house. And the guy, my friend told me and I go, no, no, he goes, you haven't been to goes this croissants. But like, you got to go and this time in the morning to get one.

3:13.8

So I'm like, all right, I'll try one. You went with me. I think the first time I did. We took a pilgrimage. We walked down there. How good are those? I mean, they're really good.

3:22.8

This guy. I'm afraid. Can I tell you how good they are? I'm afraid to even really go down the rabbit hole. I know how fat I'm going to get.

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