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🗓️ 15 July 2020
⏱️ 164 minutes
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0:00.0 | Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, Chomos. It's another episode of your mom's house podcast. We're so happy to be back here with you inside studio, Gene brought to you by Wrangler. |
0:15.0 | Oh, so... |
0:18.6 | What a weekend. |
0:20.2 | What a whirlwind. Again, no, we had guests. |
0:25.8 | And I know that's forbidden. It's a political issue. But they were a ronetest. They were tested for the rones, their negs. |
0:31.8 | And we're exhausted from having people over. And we didn't have to do much for them. It's just... |
0:39.8 | No. I think it's the emotional expenditure that happens when you have guests. Like, I remember I've never been more suicidal, homicidal or depressed as when the holidays, |
0:54.8 | and all the people came to town. I just wanted them all to leave. |
0:58.8 | And it's not like I was, you know, morning, noon and night being like, here's the itinerary. It was just the emotional exhaustion of being like, my cousin, my siblings, my parents. |
1:09.8 | You know, it's like every... You're right, you have something to do. And then people start to go like, what are we going to eat next? You're like, I don't know. You aren't you going to grow up? What are you going to eat? |
1:17.8 | It took so much out of me. Well, and I don't know if this is just me, but I have a hard time answering people's dumb questions when I'm trying to take care of my kids. |
1:28.8 | Like I focus so hard on like making sure, like, oh, I'm watching the two-year-old and then they'll be like, so Christina, are you exercising? What are you? And I'm like, I don't know. I can't do both. I can't do two things at once. Do you know what I'm saying? It stresses me out to answer dumb questions. |
1:42.8 | Of course. I know. And then... I don't like conversation. Then you start getting asked like, where are the spoons? You're not sharing the fucking drawer. Which drawer? Over there. Where's the garbage? |
1:53.8 | Oh, that makes me crazy when they don't just look for it. Themselves like, where's the ice? Well, fucker, where's ice? Normally. Yeah, the ice is in our cabinet above the pots and pans. |
2:03.8 | Where are the cups? Well, where do you think? There's only a few places they can be located. It is. It's exhausting. It is. |
2:09.8 | And I so look forward to the visits. The visits fund. This will be fun. And also, I forgot how I missed. I mean, I think this gives us a little bit of that socializing. But socializing as somebody who was never very social, it is kind of fun to socialize again. Like to talk to somebody face to face. |
2:27.8 | It was exciting. But I can't say maybe our exhaustion is also from the excitement of just having new interaction. Maybe that's it too. |
2:34.8 | You get a little adrenaline rush from it. I've never slept so hard. By the way, neither of they. My cousin texted me. She slept 11 hours. |
2:44.8 | Yeah, we all exhausted. We all exhausted. And then in preparation for their coming, you ordered 57 croissants from the local bakery. |
2:56.8 | So I'd heard through a friend that there's an amazing bakery or near our near our house. And the guy, my friend told me and I go, no, no, he goes, you haven't been to goes this croissants. But like, you got to go and this time in the morning to get one. |
3:13.8 | So I'm like, all right, I'll try one. You went with me. I think the first time I did. We took a pilgrimage. We walked down there. How good are those? I mean, they're really good. |
3:22.8 | This guy. I'm afraid. Can I tell you how good they are? I'm afraid to even really go down the rabbit hole. I know how fat I'm going to get. |
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