56: Ski Resorts in Burlington, VT
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2019
⏱️ 68 minutes
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This week, we rewrite The Grinch, repurpose Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, and share other valuable pieces of media in the form of Yelp reviews. We hope this episode doesn't leave your puggle craving human flesh!
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| 0:00.0 | This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us |
| 0:06.1 | So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in? |
| 0:11.6 | No, no, no, no, oh just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry. I'll cover my eyes |
| 0:16.2 | What whoa? |
| 0:18.2 | Oh |
| 0:22.2 | I'm still not looking and I'm not listening to my podcast don't want batting |
| 0:28.0 | Myrcat it. Simple. |
| 0:30.0 | Tampa Bay |
| 0:32.0 | Where you feel the warmth of the sand under your feet by day and the beat of downtown by night |
| 0:39.4 | Make it a holiday of a lifetime on Florida's golf coast |
| 0:43.6 | With beaches that stretch for miles a vibrant waterfront scene and |
| 0:48.5 | Incredible theme parks just a top-down drive away |
| 0:51.8 | Book now for 2024 with Virgin Atlantic holidays at your local store on the phone or |
| 0:57.4 | Virgin Holidays dot-crow dot UK |
| 1:00.6 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet a |
| 1:05.5 | Podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what did think |
| 1:13.3 | Between you and me I wanted to like this podcast |
| 1:18.0 | But I'd give it zero stars if I could |
| 1:28.2 | You |
| 1:36.3 | Good morning good morning everyone. I hate this very much. It's early and it's cold |
| 1:41.8 | It's freezing and don't you dare say it is not literally freezing |
| 1:45.3 | It is literally freezing and don't you dare say don't you guys live in |
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