558: The Pete and Sebastian Show - 558 "Knee Test/Bed Salesman"

The Sebastian Maniscalco Show

SiriusXM

Family, Comedy Interviews, Sebastian, Tv & Film, Sebastian Maniscalco, Comedy, Etiquette, Stand-up, Comic, Italian, Pete Correale

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Another broken bicep, the Knee Test, and getting tricked by a salesman.

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0:00.0	This is the Pete and Sebastian show with Pete Corrielli and Sebastian Menace Skelko.
0:11.0	Key and the
0:41.0	I
1:05.0	Wow
1:07.0	Is that a strawberry
1:11.3	What oh you like are you trying to be a fashion guy like I mean
1:17.1	By the way, I was thinking about the other all right all right fine. I was thinking about the other day though about like you're a very big star
1:24.0	It's funny that you let me make fun of you like you just a dude
1:30.0	We would have a cast if we didn't make fun of one another I feel like a Brad Pitt had a fucking strawberry on a sweatshirt
1:36.1	You got to act like it's cool. You can't say anything about it, you know
1:39.3	With the caprio or even you know you're average Kevin Holt comic, but I got to say I don't
1:46.4	How is that for the kids what's going on? Did Saraphina make that it's one of Saraphita's favorite shirts since we were in the closet today
1:52.9	She will want you to wear that daddy. I'm sorry. I threw it out and it actually smells like a strawberry
1:59.1	I don't know I mean for you to wear something that you don't have picked out that's up
2:02.8	They would like when the pro athletes bring the kid up for the press conference on their life. Oh
2:08.0	Separate your family from your work. I
2:11.0	Separate your family for your work. Oh get something else on
2:17.6	Shit, boss when people are clicking through listen
2:21.2	People are clicking through YouTube and they see some idiot with a strawberry on his sweatshirt
2:28.0	They got a watch
2:30.0	Right
2:34.0	It is a sweatshirt for a girl of a certain age
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