557 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2020

⏱️ 99 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Go to Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Use Code "HOUSE" for 50% off 2 or more pairs at ShadyRays.com - Buy One, Get One Free. - Go to Saatva.com/ymh and get $225 off your purchase towards a mattress - Get a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. Go to Stamps.com, click the micriphone at the top of the homepage and enter MOM - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. Sleep better, recover faster, and train smarter. - Go to hellotushy.com/YOURMOM get 10% off your order Pull your jeans up! It's just the Main Mommies in this episode of YMH. They start off by playing a new song by our friend Fart Simpson using drops from YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne. Then they take a look at a video by a cool bearded lady. They also watch videos of a woman who breast feeds her older kids, a guy making love to a pile of dirt, a new video from classic Cool Guy Joseph (aka the Ayayay! guy), and the way one dude is trying to improve current social climate. #ApologyLunch! The mommies also discuss Birkenstocks, Tom's recent check-up with his doctor, sunburns, how Bert Kreischer showers, and more. Of course, they also look at a round of Christina's TikTok curations.

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0:00.0	Hi, welcome to Lucifer's Lair, Jehos Rubbipole Champagne here.
0:05.0	You all know my juice by now, but I'd get this kiss a new one you want to call.
0:09.0	And come over and fuck the shittin' me.
0:12.0	917-353-2913.
0:16.0	I bought something happy, wanted to be bored out, but didn't afford it out.
0:19.0	It's falling apart, the seed of one of six of the delays, you know what I'm sayin'.
0:23.0	I'll come now.
0:24.0	I didn't care for a new game, I didn't think that that'd be too...
0:27.0	Too much, too much, too much, too much, let me dub.
0:30.0	Yeah, ready for that hog?
0:31.0	What dick?
0:32.0	That, that, that red-plugged?
0:34.0	That, that, that, that, that red-plugged?
0:36.0	Stirking like dickland?
0:37.0	Fuckin' dickland?
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	A dick wall of foam?
0:41.0	Okay.
0:42.0	Let me smoke some gauze.
0:43.0	Okay.
0:44.0	My mother was a teen, she said, weeep one, folks of me, we had fun.
0:48.0	Way to go RPC, we're proud of you man.
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