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Failure To Stop

557. ILLEGAL SHIFT: Did The Falcons F*ck Up Their Draft Pick?

Failure To Stop

C Minus Media

Comedy, True Crime, Society & Culture

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The Atlanta Falcons just made a huge deal to pick up Kirk Cousins in free agency. Having an aging injured QB was clearly the plan for the immediate future-- but then why did they pick up Michael Penix Jr? Do any of you actually read this? If you read this send a DM to Jon telling him you read it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

we get.

0:01.0

All right, it's Thursday, which means we're going to talk sports.

0:04.0

This is exactly the same thing as Wednesday when we talk politics.

0:07.8

Only on Thursday we talk sports.

0:09.1

You know what that means, Keith?

0:11.3

Less depressing, but way more pointless it's illegal

0:14.1

shift the growing calls across the nation to defund that Give them business down there at the 15 yard penalty.

0:24.3

There was no foul on the play.

0:25.6

It was not a hold that the defender was just overpowered.

0:29.2

The only good shift on the kicking team.

0:34.0

FLE is refused.

0:36.0

First down.

0:38.0

Guns up, getting up, it's failure to stop the best podcast on Earth that you're listening to the best

0:44.2

show on the best podcast on Earth. That's right Thursday. It's the show where a

0:48.7

bunch of first responders get together and they talk about the most important thing on Earth, which is sports,

0:54.0

the thing that distracts us from the crumbling civilization and the end of days all around us,

0:59.5

especially in the selection year, when any day day now society will poop the bed something awful will

1:06.0

happen I'm John I'm a number one dispatcher and all around upbeat guy I'm joined as always

1:11.5

by a firefighter Jason Kiefer,

1:14.3

chief somewhere out in the Buckeyes State.

1:16.8

I only talked to him once a week

1:18.4

because we have a weird relationship.

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