Welcome back to another episode of Trigger.

This is episode number 556.

I'm Corey in Gannamort filling in for Storm Paglia.

Along with me is the ever great and fan favorite Matt Vespah.

What's going on, Vespa?

Ola, it's a beautiful Thursday.

I wish it was Friday, but it's a tremendous Thursday. Celebrating 100 years of normalcy and policy wins and not having Kamala Harris in the White House. Not 100 years. I would correct you there. 100 days. I say 100 years? 100 years, you know, it's been a good 100 years, I'd say, but there's been some ups and downs and certainly the last four years. Maybe it should be a thousand years. Sorry, sorry. America hasn't existed that long, but yeah, I'm sure it would have been great if it would have been fantastic. But yeah, fun stories coming out this week. I can't believe I said 100 days.

100 days.

Sorry, folks.

See, and we kept it in the podcast.

We don't cut anything because it's important.

Yeah, we're not CBS News.

We're not going to cut things.

Well, for the first time in 100 years, Big Mike, aka Michelle Obama, she came out as transgender this week.

Did you hear this audio yet? She came out.

He came out swinging. Confirmed. Confirmed. Michelle Obama is a man.

I wanted to talk, Marlon, a bit about, you know, just so proud of how you are being a role model for dealing with a child that's transgender.

Absolutely.

And that's, you know, that warms my heart, particularly as a black man.

What did you just say?

Particularly as a black man.

People would say this is allegedly taken out of context because she's speaking

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