551: Horoscope - A Very Mars-Fueled Full Moon in Aquarius

Ghost of a Podcast: Astrology & Advice with Jessica Lanyadoo

Jessica Lanyadoo

Mental Health, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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There are three powerful and confronting transits from Mars to Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune this week in close proximity to the Full Moon in Aquarius. Find out what it means and how to best navigate it in this week's horoscope! 📍 Find loads of extras + a monthly bonus episode of Ghost only on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JessicaLanyadoo 🔮 Learn with Jessica, get her astrology book, and find your free weekly horoscope at https://www.lovelanyadoo.com/ 🧘‍♂️ Get Jessica's new audiobook, Meditations for Your Sign, here: https://tiny.cc/0sywzz 👀 Track transits like a pro! Astrology for Days is available at astrologyfordays.com 🇵🇸 Dahnoun Mutual Aid here: https://chuffed.org/project/115245-dahnoun-mutual-aid ☎️ Reach out your members of Congress and make your voice heard with https://5calls.org/ 🇵🇸♥️ Help to get a family get food and flour in Gaza: https://gofund.me/9e6a8643 🇵🇸♥️ Help provide emergency assistance to displaced Palestinians in Cairo with the Sanad Initiative: https://gofund.me/5b5c8cf1 🦿Learn about the several ways to get involved with Prosthetics for Palestine at https://www.prostheticsforpalestine.org/

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0:00.0	Welcome to Ghost of a Podcast. I'm your host, Jessica Lignato. I'm an astrologer, psychic medium, and animal communicator. And I'm going to give you your weekly horoscope and no bullshit, mystical advice for living your very best life.
0:15.9	Welcome back to Ghost of a Podcast. This week, we're going to look at the astrology of August 3rd through
0:22.8	the 9th of 2025. I just want to say, y'all did not disappoint. I have almost 500 jokes on my
0:33.8	Patreon. Most of them are puns, not all of them, also have recorded and published the first
0:40.7	joke inspired reading. The reading is not a joke in any way, shape, or form, but it was inspired
0:46.9	by a joke that made me laugh my buns off. So that's fun. If you want to hear that reading or
0:53.8	drop a joke, please no puns. It turns out
0:57.4	almost 500 puns in five days. It had me hit my max on the puns. So no more puns if you want to
1:06.4	throw in your hat to get a reading. These are extra readings in addition to the regular weekly readings
1:11.5	on the podcast. And they will be available only on Patreon. And you can join for free. You can be a
1:18.3	free member to access it. So it's not behind a paywall or anything. But it is available,
1:23.2	you know, there. And it's a video reading too. So you can see our faces. The first reading
1:29.4	that I have dropped is me and a sweet little fox. Sometimes it's a person. Sometimes it's an
1:35.8	avatar. Thank you to everyone who made me chuckle or smile or laugh or go fa. It is just really
1:43.1	nice to have such a huge amount of jokes to look through.
1:47.7	And of all the things for me to spend my time and energy on, it's been a while since I spent hours upon hours reading jokes.
1:55.9	And I'm leaving all the jokes up. So if you want to join me over on Patreon, you too can read 500 puns, dad jokes and other
2:04.8	funnies. Okay, as I said, this week we are looking at August 3rd through the 9th. And the
2:11.2	astrology of this week is really clustered. If you want to know about the astrology of August
2:17.0	in a comprehensive way,
2:19.2	every month on the first, I drop a bonus episode of Ghost of a podcast. It's a month ahead
2:25.0	forecast. So I look at the astrology of every damn day of August. It is available on my Patreon.
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