La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Laudee. You are a film cinema. Your name is Alonza Duralde.

You are a film critic.

You are the film reviews editor at the wrap.com.

You are my husband.

You are also the co-host of other podcasts like Maximum Film on the Maximum Fun Network,

like Breakfast All Day Day on the YouTube,

and sometimes on the Deck the Hallmark podcast,

when they deign to have you on beside them, to guide them.

You have co-written a book with them. Yes.

Comes out in 25 minutes.

No, it's out next Tuesday.

Depending on when people listen to this podcast.

It could be in 25 minutes.

It might have been two months ago if that's when you're listening to this podcast.

It comes out on October 26th. Correct. The name of the book is, I'll be home for Christmas movies. And you have to say it exactly like that. You better say it just like that. At the bookstore, they won't get to you. Listen, and then you give them a little godwink. That's what you're going to do.

You waltz right into that bookstore. Oh, have you been storing that one?

No, it just popped into my head.

Listen, you think I'm walled off and don't know anything about what's going on in this blighted hellscape that you inhabit every chance you get.

But I know, and I hear, and I see Candice Cameron Bray gallivanting around on that television

winking at people with her god eye.

She has not been in a godwink movie. Oh, who's in the the godwink? Kathy Lee Gifford was in the first... I see Kathy Lee Gifford frolicking. And nobody wants to see that. At least of all me. It's a bad thing. I mean, I'm glad you got a book to you a lot of it. Thank you.

But how's your autograph hand, by the way?

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