Holy jumping corn dogs. How are you ladies and gentlemen? This is Harlan

Williams. You are on the Harlan Highway. Happy New Year since we're still at the

beginning of it and welcome welcome. Welcome welcome. Great show today. We're going to be talking about all kinds of nutty stuff.

We're going to be talking about your dreams, the dreams that we have.

We're going to be talking about our childhood memories.

We're going to be talking about the Harlan Highway Question of the Day,

and today's question is not pretty.

Ew, it's kind of disgusting and gross, but it is something that all of us have to deal with.

So we're going to be getting into that in depth. Like I said flashing back talking about things that make us feel like a kid again.

Our nightmares, our dreams will be investigated, and we're also going to take a pavement

pounder phone call today.

And then towards the end of the show I'm going to tell

you about my exciting new movie that's coming out called Back in the Day it

actually comes out today and I'm also going to be telling you about all the content on my

YouTube channel that I want you guys to subscribe to because you don't want to miss

the content I'm going to be putting out in 2014.

I'll tell you all about it, down near the end of the show,

but for now, let's get started.

This is the Harlan Highway!

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

I will look for you.

Does your mother know what you're doing for the living?

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