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🗓️ 22 January 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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The bois discuss the fact that Michael doesn’t like his feet touched, would you have sex with your step mom, and the 4 dates before sex rule. Oh... and how Trevor once hooked up with a girl that wore a necklace full of her grandmas ashes! BRO, WHAT!!!?!!
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0:00.0 | My dick my dick my boss and my sack my dick my boss my dick and my sack |
0:10.2 | Huh |
0:13.0 | Dude episode I have no idea 53 baby 53 |
0:18.2 | 54 really |
0:20.2 | Yeah, okay, you right you right cuz 53 the one year baby. Yeah, the one year. I don't do anniversary's bro |
0:26.1 | I'm not good at this shit do not do the anniversaries. I don't know |
0:30.0 | Never have one long enough. That's hilarious. I've only I've literally gone three months. That's my long story shit |
0:35.6 | I talked about this is that what is that why I don't know to celebrate |
0:38.6 | I'll be like what should what do we do? |
0:41.1 | Fucking I don't know isn't hilarious that you celebrate like something that should happen, you know |
0:47.5 | I mean you're like oh we check mine here. Yeah, we should make it a year. Yeah. Yeah, yeah |
0:52.4 | I mean my my no my lungs three months, so like I don't know like each month. I'm like my I feel like I should like do something |
0:59.4 | You know confetti cupcake |
1:01.8 | Dumbbell how hilarious just every month. I don't think they're ever gonna last more than three months, so |
1:09.4 | Yeah, I know it's my fault. They always my fault. I literally fucking like dating for me is like |
1:16.7 | It's like I'm on a helicopter, but it's not a parachute helicopter |
1:21.9 | It's a normal helicopter and I'm on it for like three months and then she says something while she's like |
1:26.7 | So which is Odex time where were you born and what is your blood smell like and then I'm like all right |
1:30.2 | Then I pulled the cord and jump off so you think you always pull it too fast or you think I don't I don't reason |
1:36.3 | I just be like this is where it needs to go |
1:38.8 | So there's you so do you think you're being irrational every night? |
1:42.3 | Yeah, I get turned off easily by something and then I just dip really girl called me buddy out |
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