54: Menards in Eau Claire, WI
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Don't do us bogus and give this week's episode a listen. If you don't, Alex is going to take Christine's bathroom breaks away. So hear all about how the state of your local Menards means America is dead, and about how much better Timmy Ho's is compared to everything.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by |
| 0:08.7 | people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I |
| 0:14.7 | wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to episode 54 of beach to sandy water to wet the podcast where we |
| 0:41.1 | give the worst reviews in the most what shit. We reread the most fuck. We're |
| 0:47.6 | reread the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name is Alex. My |
| 0:52.4 | name is oh dang it I forget. Oh gosh darn it. My name is Christina Christina |
| 0:58.8 | Christine. Welcome to the show. Alex and I seem very confident and I think it went to his head. |
| 1:03.7 | Yeah I was like let's just bust it out because I haven't said that in a while. Oh yeah |
| 1:10.0 | sort of worked. I didn't do a good job. So this is episode 54 and the theme this week was |
| 1:16.2 | Minards in O'Clayer Wisconsin. O'Clayer. O'Clayer Wisconsin. From Riley. Well the city was from |
| 1:23.6 | Riley our patron for those who don't know Minards is a home improvement store. |
| 1:28.3 | Uh-huh based in O'Clayer and well to be clear it's pronounced well to be clear. Hold on now I'm |
| 1:36.3 | very confused. It's pronounced O'Clayer. If you're a French snob. No really. |
| 1:42.6 | Yeah actual French pronunciation in which I'm sure many people also say is O'Clayer |
| 1:49.4 | but many local residents. Yeah I told you that. I read it as well. Many local residents insist on |
| 1:55.6 | calling it O'Clayer. Oh damn it. Aw Claire. We're not local residents. I'm this is a shout out to them. |
| 2:01.8 | Okay fine. So I'll say my way you say it your way. Okay. We'll see who gets the worst |
| 2:08.0 | reviews in the most dramatic passion. Passion. Whoa. It is always me. Some of these are very dramatic. |
| 2:14.5 | Ways me. Traumatic passion from these people. Um cool. I had a hard time with this because |
| 2:19.6 | on Yelp there were only two locations. Whoops it easy. With like 20 reviews each. Um sorry. |
| 2:26.0 | Some of them I did still find some. Uh but I also had to expand to the wider area of Wisconsin |
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