#54: A Star Is Wars! w/ Jeffrey Cranor

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

In our penultimate Hollywood Nightz the brilliant Jeffrey Cranor (Welcome To Night Vale, Within the Wires, Start With This) joins the Clue Crew with some puzzies of his own! We talk rental car woes, crossword puzzle streaks and the what state you'd most want to bang! We also have some wealthy fights, quiet animals, young ass vampires and a new serial killer on the loose! Welcome To NOON Vale! It's #WiddleWednesday!

Starring:

Adal Rifai

John Patrick Coan

Erin Keif

Special Guest:

Jeffrey Cranor

Editing by:

KJ Snyder

Theme by:

Arne Parrott

Logo by:

Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	No shit all sure like it's hey riddle hollywood night. I'm hollywood. I don't
0:44.1	verify. I'm a Burbank JPC and your Beverly Hills air. I got Burbank. I don't know all
0:56.6	the areas. What's like the shitty part of town? I don't know. I'm silver. Mark Mars. What's the worst part of
1:00.9	LA? Oh, I don't know.
1:03.7	Mark diplomatic diplomatic. She said Anna. You have to live here. But welcome to another episode
1:10.4	that we are recording in Los Angeles town USA. How's everybody doing? So I'm great. Still tall.
1:17.4	Aaron, Aaron, still taller than average. But before we bring in our wonderful guest, Aaron, can you,
1:21.8	as we got here to the head gum studios, you told me a little story about you rented a car
1:27.7	last night. Can you tell the audience what happened when you rented that car? Okay, so it took me
1:33.1	like 40 minutes to get from the airport to the rental car place and then I was left in line there.
1:39.1	And so for the time I worked everything out, it was like 130 LA time. But I live in Chicago. So it
1:46.3	was like 330 Chicago time. And I was like, you know what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to
1:50.4	get a hotel and you're not supposed to drive because it's too unsafe. And I drove anyway. And I just
1:55.5	screamed at myself the whole way, being like, stay awake. And I kept slapping myself in the face and
2:00.0	biting my. And you screamed to yourself if you die. You deserved it. Yeah, I did. I was like, you
2:04.8	know better than this. You know better than this. This is unsafe. But I made it. That's what I
2:09.6	whispered to the guy on the flight right next to me before we took off. If you die, you deserve it.
2:15.5	He seemed nervous. In the four-year-old boy, he's like, took off his head, I'm watching
2:19.3	Paw Patrol. What? I know. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
2:27.9	Go back to your dog. Go back to your fun safe dogs. They're all going to die. Everything has a
2:31.6	shelf life. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Well, we're thrilled to have with our Hollywood
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